Oh I see, gets on your 'pot herbs' does it?

That's cute. I bet you say it with a lovely lilt in your voice. One of my legs is Irish, so I'm gonna take a wild stab at that and say pot herbs means if you bug me once more you mangey rodent hunter that sleeps in flea-infested potholes I will have to bring out my bazooka. Something like that?

Okay, now this is complicated, but a boon to all you cunning linguists out there. It means, "Oh I see, gets on your 'nerves' does it?" Right, now pay attention, in the Irish language a 'b' is pronounced as a 'v', so herbs prounced in Irish would be 'herves' which rhymes with 'nerves'! Now that's interesting!!!

Lard thoondren... yoo ned a noofie dictionary.

I dislike vomiting ... especially vomiting Indian food

And it always has carrot in it even if you never ate carrot..

Just where is that Wabbit !!!!

somebody call?

I've been remarkably healthy in India, so far. three weeks!

I hate when your computer just stops working (mechanical failure) when it worked fine last night.

I hate when the guy in the shop says she'll never breathe again and then getting home all depressed and trying - just one last time - to get her going, and she does after all and then having to be really careful all the time cos you know, you just know! she's gonna go any day now.

The nearly country-wide lack of a comfortable barstool.

I hate when Beer costs next to nothing in the shop, but there's not one bar in a fifty mile radius that sells it at even a reasonably marked up price - NO! at least 750% more than the shop price. So much for not drinking at home.

Printed T-Shirts.

Two in particular.

"Same Same" .......... "But Different"

And "Good guy go to heaven" etc ...... it's a plural, the word is "guys"

I'm sure that there are a couple of fluent English speakers that come up with these just to annoy the he11 out of everybody.

In rapidly ascending order , intolerant people , boring

people who keep expounding their opinions despite

having been given every signal to desist bar a straight

"shut the <deleted> up" and motorcycle taxis who roar through

the narrow gap between the bus and the pavement when

I am descending from said bus. Actually the last is a bit

grave because as I tend to extrapolate possibilities I

know that sooner or later one of them is going to get

me and I will either be too severely injured to stand

or if not I will kill the little b*stard. This would be a

problem because I don't know how to say "but he

started it" in Thai if the polis are called.

Next post I expect to be the same weight I am now.

I am sorry this maybe a heart felt conversation, but Homer keeps staring at me..tell him to <deleted> off....

I dislike vomiting ... especially vomiting Indian food

And it always has carrot in it even if you never ate carrot..

Just where is that Wabbit !!!!

somebody call?

I've been remarkably healthy in India, so far. three weeks!

I hate when your computer just stops working (mechanical failure) when it worked fine last night.

I hate when the guy in the shop says she'll never breathe again and then getting home all depressed and trying - just one last time - to get her going, and she does after all and then having to be really careful all the time cos you know, you just know! she's gonna go any day now.

The nearly country-wide lack of a comfortable barstool.

I hate when Beer costs next to nothing in the shop, but there's not one bar in a fifty mile radius that sells it at even a reasonably marked up price - NO! at least 750% more than the shop price. So much for not drinking at home.

Wabbit/Pinky ..Dont you know nothin ??? Computers are temprimental..

5% temper 95% Mental..Just like Women...

.....and ducks.

redrus

.....and ducks.

redrus

Hey Dirty Red..Cook of the Year..Put your big guns away I'm just a fun loving Duck..

A bit Daffy but not Mental..

Don't give the secrets away, SG. It's like the magician telling you how to make the duck disappear. OH, where is LBD?

Lard thoondren... yoo ned a noofie dictionary.

CV, I'm a canuck too and ain't it newfies? I checked your dictionary and lardbutt is not in it. Turd gone fishing?

I thought this was a sensible, proper debate forum.

Gimme a CALLIBOGUS any day because i am a CAUDLER

Don't give the secrets away, SG. It's like the magician telling you how to make the duck disappear. OH, where is LBD?

Lard thoondren... yoo ned a noofie dictionary.

CV, I'm a canuck too and ain't it newfies? I checked your dictionary and lardbutt is not in it. Turd gone fishing?

I thought this was a sensible, proper debate forum.

Since when do Newfies talk like we spell?

Don't give the secrets away, SG. It's like the magician telling you how to make the duck disappear. OH, where is LBD?

Lard thoondren... yoo ned a noofie dictionary.

CV, I'm a canuck too and ain't it newfies? I checked your dictionary and lardbutt is not in it. Turd gone fishing?

I thought this was a sensible, proper debate forum.

Since when do Newfies talk like we spell?

Point taken, CV. But do we get PC and spell the way they talk? That is so Canadian. Change the system so as not to upset the minorites. And throw some money at them, too. Taxpayers have lots.

Dont you just love it when you are quietly riding your little Honda Wave along a quiet road..

It comes out of nowhere "The Disco Inferno on 4 Wheels" Bass Speakers shaking nearby

buildings to their foundation..

You jusy got to wonder,

if the person sitting behind the wheel, is Brain Dead, or if he ever had one...

I hate when people try to disagree with me. When are people going to learn that I know everything and I am never wrong? :D

I hate when people try to disagree with me. When are people going to learn that I know everything and I am never wrong? :D

Donz,..Didnt you know you're not allowed to change ID in mid Stream...

I hate when people try to disagree with me. When are people going to learn that I know everything and I am never wrong? :D

Donz,..Didnt you know you're not allowed to change ID in mid Stream...

The nearly country-wide lack of a comfortable barstool.

I think the problem lies with your 'arse' fatman ... lose a couple of kgs here and you will find comfort in even the scabbiest barstool

I disagree. Although my posterior may be wide, it also offers extra cushioning ability.

The loss of said kg's would result in even more discomfort.

I traveled the country from Surat Thani to Chiang Rai with a friend who's arse was of normal proportion.

Both he and I have come to the conclusion that there is not a comfortable place to sit in the entire kingdom.

waking up at 3 am from the eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee sound of a passing mosquito. Lights on. Spotting the bastard after 30 min on a wall. Finding out that the maid did NOT charge the mosquito zapping tennis racket....checking all other 5+ mosquito zapping tennis rackets in the house....all not charged. The missus (1/3 awake only) asking "darling, did you kill it?"

Well I thought my biggest hate was soi dogs that start barking and howling at 1.30am until 3.30am, what a <deleted> pain and you know after a week or two when the sleep deprivation is kicking in you just want to run screaming down the street with a machete or pick them off from the balcony with a rifle, well that level of hate has just been turned up a notch, it's the soi dogs barking and howling from 1.30am until 3.30am followed by the cockerels crowing from 3.30am to 6am, aren't they supposed to start at sunrise?followed by the head man of the village on the PA telling everyone to get up and get out to work, I mean jeeeezus <deleted> cristus, I thought I was up here to get some peace and quiet for fecks sake, know what I mean?

Mashed carrots and swede

Mashed carrots and swede does come a very close second though.

Well I thought my biggest hate was soi dogs that start barking and howling at 1.30am until 3.30am, what a <deleted> pain and you know after a week or two when the sleep deprivation is kicking in you just want to run screaming down the street with a machete or pick them off from the balcony with a rifle, well that level of hate has just been turned up a notch, it's the soi dogs barking and howling from 1.30am until 3.30am followed by the cockerels crowing from 3.30am to 6am, aren't they supposed to start at sunrise?followed by the head man of the village on the PA telling everyone to get up and get out to work, I mean jeeeezus <deleted> cristus, I thought I was up here to get some peace and quiet for fecks sake, know what I mean?

Mr Robski Sir,, Much better keeping Ducks,,Stupid Chickens cant tell the time..

I would but they're not my chickens and there's hundreds of them crowing there heads of for miles around, bloody stupid things, the neighbour has got some ducks and they're very well behaved, sod it I'm going back to the city, the only chickens there are on the menu.

And while I'm at it, do you know what is even more annoying? Mrs Robski sleeping through the whole night, jeeezus.

I would but they're not my chickens and there's hundreds of them crowing there heads of for miles around, bloody stupid things, the neighbour has got some ducks and they're very well behaved, sod it I'm going back to the city, the only chickens there are on the menu.

And while I'm at it, do you know what is even more annoying? Mrs Robski sleeping through the whole night, jeeezus.

Mr Robski Sir..May I sugest since you spoke so nicely of the Ducks..

That one or two more belts of some Wild Turkey or JD might put you out of your misery..

As long as the Turkeys aint off that farm in Pommie Land where the Chicken Virus Hit..

The nearly country-wide lack of a comfortable barstool.

I think the problem lies with your 'arse' fatman ... lose a couple of kgs here and you will find comfort in even the scabbiest barstool

I disagree. Although my posterior may be wide, it also offers extra cushioning ability.

The loss of said kg's would result in even more discomfort.

I traveled the country from Surat Thani to Chiang Rai with a friend who's arse was of normal proportion.

Both he and I have come to the conclusion that there is not a comfortable place to sit in the entire kingdom.

I suspect you are hinting for a quick botty rub Mr P ... well. that's not my domain but I'm sure Robski can help you

I didn't realize Mr Robski was one of those..Are they allowed in Bedlam DJT..???

I didn't realize Mr Robski was one of those..Are they allowed in Bedlam DJT..???

A big handed botty rubber ...? For shoooooer they are allowed .. someones gotta look after Larry

I didn't realize Mr Robski was one of those..Are they allowed in Bedlam DJT..???

A big handed botty rubber ...? For shoooooer they are allowed .. someones gotta look after Larry

DJT..Larry said to Larry that Larry didnt like Larry doing that kind of thing to Larry anymore..

Thats what Larry said to Larry..I heard Larry say it to Larry..

I suspect you are hinting for a quick botty rub Mr P ... well. that's not my domain but I'm sure Robski can help you

Cheeky b'stard, I don't come here to be insulted you know... uh, yeh actually I do, but I suspect the only ones with practice of botty rubbing are you, the fireman and your katoeyfriends

I suspect you are hinting for a quick botty rub Mr P ... well. that's not my domain but I'm sure Robski can help you

Cheeky b'stard, I don't come here to be insulted you know... uh, yeh actually I do, but I suspect the only ones with practice of botty rubbing are you, the fireman and your katoeyfriends

Thats the spirit Mr Robski Sir..You put that motley Mob back in their place..

The fireman must be doing a Big Botty rubbing job as he's been absent for a long time..

Maybe he's at a Katoey Confrence or defence or just polishing his big Hose Knob...

Back on topic

Metal spoons that bend if you stick them into anything harder than Tom Yum Anything.

Cutlery manufacturers are the 'ground-zero' of corruption........ I wonder where the good spoons go

Back on topic

Metal spoons that bend if you stick them into anything harder than Tom Yum Anything.

Cutlery manufacturers are the 'ground-zero' of corruption........ I wonder where the good spoons go

Thaddy dont you know anything..Didnt your Mum have a Good set of everything

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