Well to tell the truth Jet I've not been feeling myself Lately..

Kan not find it perrrrr-happs.

Yours truly,

Kan Win

Now having discovered that I'm a tv series slagger as well as a thread slagger it seems that the only honorable thing to do is to create my own tv series....and I owe overwhelming gratefulness to Suegha for having insinuated this obligation.....please help!! I've never made a tv series before and I'm not sure how its done...do you start with a title? YES

Chownah

Try somting along this theme

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=57847

We have already, published 2 editions and they are all sold out and no more copies Kan be found anywhere.

Maybe “Mid and Little Black Duck” Kan help with their sculls of Art-Work. I may inter-act with a couple or tree of my own works, depending on the subject that is, at hand.

Just me Three-Pence worth of my tinking.

Yours truly,

Kan Win

Yours truly,

Kan Win

Thrupenny bits! Ah, the old rhyming slang...

Thrupenny bits! Ah, the old rhyming slang...

Thats 100% correct So Tiggy get on the Dog and Bone to Chownah tell him to get started

on the new Idea that I've not thought of yet but will be sure to do so..

I'll hit the Frog and Toad to see if I can come up with the Lollie..

Thrupenny bits! Ah, the old rhyming slang...

Thats 100% correct So Tiggy get on the Dog and Bone to Chownah tell him to get started

on the new Idea that I've not thought of yet but will be sure to do so..

I'll hit the Frog and Toad to see if I can come up with the Lollie..

I'm wearing me whistle and flute today cos I'm facilitating a workshop for some senior managers.

Thrupenny bits! Ah, the old rhyming slang...

Thats 100% correct So Tiggy get on the Dog and Bone to Chownah tell him to get started

on the new Idea that I've not thought of yet but will be sure to do so..

I'll hit the Frog and Toad to see if I can come up with the Lollie..

I'm wearing me whistle and flute today cos I'm facilitating a workshop for some senior managers.

So Tiggy what your in fact saying is "Your Sucking Up" !!!

Thrupenny bits! Ah, the old rhyming slang...

Thats 100% correct So Tiggy get on the Dog and Bone to Chownah tell him to get started

on the new Idea that I've not thought of yet but will be sure to do so..

I'll hit the Frog and Toad to see if I can come up with the Lollie..

I'm wearing me whistle and flute today cos I'm facilitating a workshop for some senior managers.

So Tiggy what your in fact saying is "Your Sucking Up" !!!

Well, you may think that, except these are assessment workshop for 100 (ish) managers, and I'll be feeding back to them that they are all cr@p!!! Deffo not sucking up!!!

Well, you may think that, except these are assessment workshop for 100 (ish) managers, and I'll be feeding back to them that they are all cr@p!!! Deffo not sucking up!!!

Ooooh, can I come and play?

Well, you may think that, except these are assessment workshop for 100 (ish) managers, and I'll be feeding back to them that they are all cr@p!!! Deffo not sucking up!!!

Ooooh, can I come and play?

'Course you can! But watch out, professionally, I not the big pussy-cat that I am on tv!

Mate, Suehga baby, I don't even own a Bag of Fruit let alone wear one..

I have the grandoso title of "Manager" I just wear shorts and tee shirts

I'm lucky if I see the boss twice a month, maybe I'm doing something wrong..

But alas we have gotten way off thread perhaps Chownah could do a show

all about the Tiger taking off his Bag of Fruit and exposing his stripes..

Well I've been thinking I might do a series based on a field crab as the main character....Mr. Paddycrab....I think its a cute name and has some potential....it could be "The adventures of Mr. Paddycrab" which would allow me to do a bunch of single episode adventures...or it could be "Mr. Paddycrab: the miniseries"....which could be a biography starting way back in the crustacean period of natural history and then proceed to the future perhaps, or it could be what?

Chownah

Has potential!

How about Paddycake?

Well I've been thinking I might do a series based on a field crab as the main character....Mr. Paddycrab....I think its a cute name and has some potential....it could be "The adventures of Mr. Paddycrab" which would allow me to do a bunch of single episode adventures...or it could be "Mr. Paddycrab: the miniseries"....which could be a biography starting way back in the crustacean period of natural history and then proceed to the future perhaps, or it could be what?

Chownah

Something Like this Chownah ???

How about Paddycake?

Great...I assign you to do the Paddycake episode of My new series called "The Adventures of Mr. Paddycake". Of course you may go where you will with this episode but I'm hoping to see something about all the permutations and possibilities that a pair of eight legged animals have when playing the game....let's face it...everyone loves a tv series with mathematics involved!!!!!

Chownah

P.S. Little Black Duck....take note...."Mr. Paddycrab" is his name....not "Paddy Crab"....please...a little more attention to details....otherwise it's nice....do you think it would be possible to get a logo which could be altered for each episode so that the main theme of the logo is somehow preserved for continuity but that the title for each episode could appear somewhere and perhaps with some clever graphic to represent that perticular episode as well?....otherwise we'll need one main logo and then one introduction graphic for each episode....you could try a paddy cake episode intro graphic....maybe get with the Jet and see what he envisions for that episode.....or whatever.

Chownah

OK team....let's do some brainstorming....the question is: In your mind's eye, what do you see when you think of "Mr. Paddycrab"?....for me sometimes I see him wearing a silk top hat....but sometimes he's sort of a middle class working bloke who hasn't shaved in a few days......what do you see?

Chownah

P.S. What do you all think of an episode titled "Mr. Paddycrab runs for office."? We need some more ideas for episodes.....Chownah

OK team....let's do some brainstorming....the question is: In your mind's eye, what do you see when you think of "Mr. Paddycrab"?....for me sometimes I see him wearing a silk top hat....but sometimes he's sort of a middle class working bloke who hasn't shaved in a few days......what do you see?

Chownah

P.S. What do you all think of an episode titled "Mr. Paddycrab runs for office."? We need some more ideas for episodes.....Chownah

And for the Sunburned arms after a duel in the desert..

Well I've been thinking I might do a series based on a field crab as the main character....Mr. Paddycrab....I think its a cute name and has some potential....it could be "The adventures of Mr. Paddycrab" which would allow me to do a bunch of single episode adventures...or it could be "Mr. Paddycrab: the miniseries"....which could be a biography starting way back in the crustacean period of natural history and then proceed to the future perhaps, or it could be what?

Chownah

Have you considered, "The Adventures of Mr Paddycrap"? A turd with a personality that has adventures while floating around the Irish Sea by the way of a sewage outflow pipe?

Well I've been thinking I might do a series based on a field crab as the main character....Mr. Paddycrab....I think its a cute name and has some potential....it could be "The adventures of Mr. Paddycrab" which would allow me to do a bunch of single episode adventures...or it could be "Mr. Paddycrab: the miniseries"....which could be a biography starting way back in the crustacean period of natural history and then proceed to the future perhaps, or it could be what?

Chownah

Have you considered, "The Adventures of Mr Paddycrap"? A turd with a personality that has adventures while floating around the Irish Sea by the way of a sewage outflow pipe?

Being a Scot Mr DSK McTavish wouldnt that be a Tolly in a Trance off the Irish coast??

Chambers on-line dictionary and I don't know what tolly means!

Chambers on-line dictionary and I don't know what tolly means!

Ah Mr DSK Sir..and you say your a Scot...I sailed with a lean mean Scot named Davy Carr

They called him "Keek Carr"

a Keek, a Tolly, a Blind Mullet,,Are Ye noo a Billy Connerly Fan laddie...

Hence a Tolly in a Transe would be a big Mocking Bird lying in state..

I don't speak Glaswegian!

I'm from Aberdeen.

I don't speak Glaswegian!

I'm from Aberdeen.

Ah well you'll be knowing Angus then ???

Dolly the sheep is a close personal friend - if you know what I mean...

Dolly the sheep is a close personal friend - if you know what I mean...

I can see it now a moonlit night on the Moors, DSK on one knee singing..

Hello Dolly,Well Helo Dolly, its so nice to hear you bleeting, "I Love You"..

You have to wear wellies and put the sheep's hind legs in them 2 - no running away. Then you take dolly to a cliff edge and she (don't want a male sheep - I'm not sick!) is forced to push back all the time!!

You have to wear wellies and put the sheep's hind legs in them 2 - no running away. Then you take dolly to a cliff edge and she (don't want a male sheep - I'm not sick!) is forced to push back all the time!!

You know those South Pacific Soap Dodgers do an excellent copy of that in their back yards..