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Hospital Re-organisation

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When a local hospital thought about relocating, rebuilding and reorganizing,

they sought the opinions of all the doctors on their staff.

Here's how the doctors replied:

The Allergists voted to scratch it. --

The Dermatologists preferred no rash moves. --

The Gastro-enterologists had a gut feeling about the whole thing. --

The Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve. --

The Obstetricians stated that they were laboring under a misconception. --

The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted. --

The Orthopedists wanted a joint resolution. --

The Pathologists yelled: "Over my dead body"! --

The Pediatricians said: "Just grow up"! --

The Psychiatrists thought it was all madness. --

The Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. --

The Radiologists said they could see right through it. --

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow. --

The Plastic Surgeons wanted to put a whole new face on the idea. --

The Podiatrists thought it was a big step forward. --

The Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. --

The Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water. --

And the Proctologists said: "We can't consider it at all - we are already in arrears"!!!!!

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