Never thought that this would happen ......

[thequietman]

Well, I'm in A&E at the local Thai hospital ....gutted I have broken my leg, and i have a few cuts an bruises. This means that I won't be able to teach for a few weeks which is salary that I need?
Today is not a good day. I woke up and decided to go horse riding for a change, There's a place local to me in my town that has a horse and it's something I haven't done for years and It turned out to be a big mistake! I got on the horse and we started off slowly, grew in confidence, went a little faster, before I knew it, we were going as fast as the horse could go.

I couldn't take the pace and fell off, caught my foot in the stirrup with the horse dragging me behind. It just wouldn't stop!!

Thankfully the manager at Tesco Lotus came out and unplugged the machine.

 

Have a nice day. Hope this made you smile.

[Jonathan Fairfield]

LOL - that did indeed make me smile!

[Kwasaki]

2 hours ago, thequietman said:

I couldn't take the pace and fell off, caught my foot in the stirrup with the horse dragging me behind. It just wouldn't stop!!

yeah 'wow' in Thai I don't know either, hope you get well soon.

[thequietman]

Just now, Kwasaki said:

yeah 'wow' in Thai I don't know either, hope you get well soon.

Seriously ? 

[richard_smith237]

3 minutes ago, thequietman said:

4 minutes ago, Kwasaki said:

yeah 'wow' in Thai I don't know either, hope you get well soon.

Seriously ? 

 

He's clearly concerned for your mental well-being...  

 

... seriously... you ride those rubbish machines in Tesco-Lotus... Don't you know they're for kids????...   ??

 

 

 

[duanebigsby]

13 minutes ago, Kwasaki said:

yeah 'wow' in Thai I don't know either, hope you get well soon.

Reading Comprehension 101.?

[Kwasaki]

20 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

 

He's clearly concerned for your mental well-being...  

 

... seriously... you ride those rubbish machines in Tesco-Lotus... Don't you know they're for kids????...   ??

 

 

 

Yeah don't know whether it's, wall, wow , whow, mot-wall, mot, whatever it is in Thai to make a Thai horse stop obviously OP don't know either.

[thequietman]

10 minutes ago, Kwasaki said:

Yeah don't know whether it's, wall, wow , whow, mot-wall, mot, whatever it is in Thai to make a Thai horse stop obviously OP don't know either.

Seriously ??

[sanemax]

12 minutes ago, Kwasaki said:

Yeah don't know whether it's, wall, wow , whow, mot-wall, mot, whatever it is in Thai to make a Thai horse stop obviously OP don't know either.

The guy in the OP seems to be telling a joke or something .

I dont know though .

Could the OP clarify whether hes in hospital or not ?

[Lacessit]

45 minutes ago, Kwasaki said:

yeah 'wow' in Thai I don't know either, hope you get well soon.

Careful now. Chuk wow in Thai is slang for a hand job.

[JoeLing]

4 minutes ago, sanemax said:

The guy in the OP seems to be telling a joke or something .

I dont know though .

Could the OP clarify whether hes in hospital or not ?

Don't be silly, this is a serious issue.
Although I'm sure it could have been much worse,
if he fell off Thomas the Tank Engine

Edited September 20, 2018 by JoeLing

[duanebigsby]

20 minutes ago, Kwasaki said:

Yeah don't know whether it's, wall, wow , whow, mot-wall, mot, whatever it is in Thai to make a Thai horse stop obviously OP don't know either.

He's telling a joke fer chissake! Don't you get it?

[usacb500biker]

Made my day, Ha, Ha  Thanks Mate.

[thequietman]

26 minutes ago, sanemax said:

The guy in the OP seems to be telling a joke or something .

I dont know though .

Could the OP clarify whether hes in hospital or not ?

Oh, sweet Jesus !  ?

[thequietman]

23 minutes ago, JoeLing said:

Don't be silly, this is a serious issue.
Although I'm sure it could have been much worse,
if he fell off Thomas the Tank Engine

Correct, it being a train and all, clearly would have been going faster.

 

Nearly fell out of my hospital bed reading this. ?

[JoeLing]

2 minutes ago, thequietman said:

Correct, it being a train and all, clearly would have been going faster.

 

Nearly fell out of my hospital bed reading this. ?

Well, as long the nurses don't fall of "the elephant" ?

 

[Enoon]

47 minutes ago, thequietman said:

Seriously ??

 

"Seriously though folks, what really happened is......" could/should have followed:

 

"Thankfully the manager at Tesco Lotus came out and unplugged the machine"

 

Don't give up the day job.

 

NEXT!

 

 

Edited September 20, 2018 by Enoon

[taotoo]

Can I have my click back please?

[thequietman]

28 minutes ago, taotoo said:

Can I have my click back please?

Nope .. mine now. ?

 

[Kwasaki]

18 hours ago, duanebigsby said:

He's telling a joke fer chissake! Don't you get it?

? missed the end bit.

[faraday]

Excellent, had a real laugh.

 

Thanks

 

[marko kok prong]

Sounds hellish.

[rumak]

same thing happened to me when i slapped my gf's butt a couple of times....fell off when i couldn't keep up with the pace