webfact Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 Masturbating while driving could mean you wind up in jail, warns top lawyer Picture: Daily News Online lawyer Ratchaphon Sirisakhon has once again given the Thai public the benefit of his legal advice. This time he has turned his attention to the pressing issue of masturbating while driving that has been in the news recently. Ratchaphon has pointed out that such activity could constitute not giving the road ahead due care and attention. Thus it could mean the driver - or even rider - facing three months jail for negligence or a fine of 10,000 baht or both. Daily News in their preamble to the pronouncements of the lawyer said there were lots of perverts about these days. Last week a delivery man having a tug while looking at a pornographic CD sleeve went into two parked vehicles. Source: Daily News -- © Copyright Thai Visa News 2018-09-25 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post petermik Posted September 25, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted September 25, 2018 That,s it then....no more fun for me as I drive past the uni-students.....or if I park up will it be allowed...... 3 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CGW Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 Well! who would have thought it? will have to stop driving the convertible down to the wine bar in future ???? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post NCC1701A Posted September 25, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted September 25, 2018 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post NCC1701A Posted September 25, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted September 25, 2018 it is extremely dangerous to split your attention while driving in Thailand. That is why I always have my passenger doing the navigation. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post rkidlad Posted September 25, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted September 25, 2018 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marko kok prong Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 Bet the delivery driver thought 'wow that was some climax'. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Oziex1 Posted September 25, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted September 25, 2018 Just look for cars with the windscreen wipers on the inside. 3 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ezzra Posted September 25, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted September 25, 2018 So now we know why Thailand has soooo many road fatalities ey?... 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kannot Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 Wonder how many convictions he's got for this?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 1 minute ago, ezzra said: So now we know why Thailand has soooo many road fatalities ey?... Well, perhaps it's those trendy screens rides have now, plug in your USB stick with your favourite bird doing naughty stuff is another ploblem for road safety here .....???? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post cornishcarlos Posted September 25, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted September 25, 2018 24 minutes ago, webfact said: such activity could constitute not giving the road ahead due care and attention. That must mean 95% of Thai drivers are wan**rs 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post worgeordie Posted September 25, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted September 25, 2018 Thai's are not so good at multitasking,driving,watching P0rn on the phone while having a wank, its too much. regards Worgeordie 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Justgrazing Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 26 minutes ago, webfact said: Last week a delivery man having a tug while looking at a pornographic CD sleeve went into two parked vehicles. looking for some tissues to clean up .. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post thaiguzzi Posted September 25, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted September 25, 2018 Are passengers still allowed to give the driver a blow job whilst driving? Serious question. 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NanLaew Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 32 minutes ago, petermik said: That,s it then....no more fun for me as I drive past the uni-students.....or if I park up will it be allowed...... Get a darker window tint and carry on. Works for me anyway. On a really good day, I only need one slow pass on Soi 6 to crack one off at the wrist but usually it takes at least two. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nikmar Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 ".....his attention to the pressing issue of masturbating while driving that has been in the news recently." if he's pressing it, he's doing it wrong. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Thian Posted September 25, 2018 Popular Post Share Posted September 25, 2018 Well even driving against traffic seems to be legal in Thailand so i'm getting tired of this lawyer's advices. I'll do it anyway... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatOngo Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 Look for an upsurge of vacancies in the tinted widow trade. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colinneil Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 Next he will be telling us if your wife complains that you broke wind in bed, you could be jailed.???????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattayadude Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 i guess it's now time to buy one of those rechargeable man-masturbators! Anyway,it was getting too hard to do both driving and masturbation several times a day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NCC1701A Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seajae Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 and I thought it was hard enough getting a bj while driving, trust thais to work on something else 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esso49 Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 Don't need a lawyer to tell you this, any w***er could tell you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
transam Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 6 minutes ago, PatOngo said: Look for an upsurge of vacancies in the tinted widow trade. No......That is already in full flow... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esso49 Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 6 minutes ago, colinneil said: Next he will be telling us if your wife complains that you broke wind in bed, you could be jailed.???????????? If you have a wife like mine , jail would be the least of worries, I have had to install drop down oxygen masks over the bed. ???????????? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatOngo Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 Translation from a local proverb "Wank, wank, money in the bank!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pattayadude Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 17 minutes ago, thaiguzzi said: Are passengers still allowed to give the driver a blow job whilst driving? Serious question. that should be ok as long as the driver doesn't use both hands to guide her head 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiChakayan Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 This thread isn't about wanking; it is wanking... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PremiumLane Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 22 minutes ago, thaiguzzi said: Are passengers still allowed to give the driver a blow job whilst driving? Serious question. No, having sex is against all moral and religious teachings, that kind of thing doesn't happen here, plus it smacks of having fun, and we can't that that ???? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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