Make them totally original, something you've said, and then thought, 'that was profound'. Here's my first offering...

"Children, in every culture, dance!"

Loved by many, hated by most

No expectations, no desires,

No disappointments, no regrets.

Also works if you delete all the "nos".

Kids love bacon.

I spent my whole life wanting to die while looking for a reason to live, then I became a father, now I want to live and have something to die for.

No expectations, no desires,

No disappointments, no regrets.

Also works if you delete all the "nos".

I like it, I like it!!!

Kids love bacon.

Not so popular in a Jewish or Muslim household!

Kids love bacon.

Not so popular in a Jewish or Muslim household!

Jewish and Muslim kids love bacon too. They just are taught to avoid it. Sad really.

Doesn't matter what it is you lost, as long as you remember losing it.

Even the bad times were good.

redrus

"education is no substitute for intelligence"

Frank Herbet quoted me

Do not worry for whom the bell tolls as long as it wasn't you that rung the bluddy thing!

"I think he got a fantastic brain, but he is not smart enough to use it!"

Sitting in the bathroom thinking of George W Bush.

Frustration comes from trying to change what is into what isn't.

Well, if that floats your boat sveni... Sitting on the bog thinking of bush...

my contribution:

We are ALL under this blue sky.

"Well Fruck my little Brown Dog"!!!

"Shoes....... why do you need more shoes?"

The lessons that you learn the hard way are the lessons you learn the best.

Can we use quotes?

Show me the man you honor, and I will know what kind of man you are. Thomas Carlyle

Tell me and I'll forget; show me and I may remember; involve me and I'll understand - can't remember who

You're even more of a goon than me

I was so pissed last night I twisted myself inside out

Its not easy being me

I take care you and you take care ... you (thaiglish accent)

You're about as much use as a chocolate teapot

"I think he got a fantastic brain, but he is not smart enough to use it!"

Sitting in the bathroom thinking of George W Bush.

Get help

Well, if that floats your boat sveni... Sitting on the bog thinking of bush... :

Even the bad times were good.

redrus

That's a Eurythmics song!

Even the bad times were good.

redrus

That's a Eurythmics song!

No its not....!

redrus

You asked for this:

Eurythmics - Even The Bad Times (Were Good Times) Lyrics

I lost my grip

began to fall

on the way down

made

one last call

you wanted me and him besides

I laughed

so much

I nearly died

Even the bad times were

good times

even the bad times were alright

maybe you

wanted the good times

maybe the bad times were all you

could find

I went to sleep

to grind my teeth

no mirror ball

faulty t.v..

I felt my coat

around my throat

I couldn't sing

another

note

Sometimes it's tough

sometimes

it's rough

no matter what you got

you can't

get enough

Even the bad times were good times

even the bad times were alright

maybe you wanted the

good times

maybe the bad times were all you could find

I worshipped you

you know it's true

I

worshipped you

what else could I do

Even the bad

times were good times

even the bad times were alright

Not exactly right is it....!

redrus

It's close enough - remember that Suegha asked for totally original sayings, not ones ripped off mediocre soft-rock from the 80's

It's close enough - remember that Suegha asked for totally original sayings, not ones ripped off mediocre soft-rock from the 80's

Just so folks. Let's keep it original...

ps I think Red said it before it was a lyric!

It's close enough - remember that Suegha asked for totally original sayings, not ones ripped off mediocre soft-rock from the 80's

Yawn....!

redrus

Why are you tired? Is being Donz's bitch hard work?