Worst Joke Ever 2024

[sanuk711]

The missus said she was leaving me because I keep talking like a news reader .

More on that story later.

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My mother told me that the only time she ever saw my father cry was when I was born.

Apparently he wasn't expecting me to be black.

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Unicefs' representative for Pakistan said that the floods are a disaster of "biblical proportions" He might want to rephrase that.

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What do you call an Indian with pink hair? Ghandifloss.

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A third of Pakistan is under water.. Please send what you can.

I've sent some pyrahanna fish.

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I got knocked over by a cyclist today. It was my own fault though,

I was walking on the pavement.

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They had to get a translator in at the benefits office today. Some cheeky git came in speaking English.

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BREAKING NEWS: Boris Johnson to pay a surprise visit to the UK later today....

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For many this winter the choice will be either heating or eating. So that?s

either the pensions crisis sorted out or the obesity crisis.

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It must be an extremely worrying time for anybody who has dumped a body in a reservoir....

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The man who invented personalised number plates has passed away.

His funeral takes place on TUE504Y at 11am.

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Paddy's been stuck at home for 3 weeks now, wrapped in Electricians Tape.

He's Self Insulating.

[WorriedNoodle]

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[Zyxel]

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[Crossy]

3 hours ago, sanuk711 said:

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Hands up everyone who tried to count the sheep

[carlyai]

1 hour ago, Zyxel said:

His and hers.

[carlyai]

19 minutes ago, Crossy said:

 

Hands up everyone who tried to count the sheep

I've seen so many posts on it in this forum that there must be something in it.

Still not seen any sheep pens in a particular part of Pattaya. 

[overherebc]

3 hours ago, sanuk711 said:

The missus said she was leaving me because I keep talking like a news reader .

More on that story later.

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My mother told me that the only time she ever saw my father cry was when I was born.

Apparently he wasn't expecting me to be black.

--

Unicefs' representative for Pakistan said that the floods are a disaster of "biblical proportions" He might want to rephrase that.

--

What do you call an Indian with pink hair? Ghandifloss.

--

A third of Pakistan is under water.. Please send what you can.

I've sent some pyrahanna fish.

--

I got knocked over by a cyclist today. It was my own fault though,

I was walking on the pavement.

---

They had to get a translator in at the benefits office today. Some cheeky git came in speaking English.

---

BREAKING NEWS: Boris Johnson to pay a surprise visit to the UK later today....

---

For many this winter the choice will be either heating or eating. So that?s

either the pensions crisis sorted out or the obesity crisis.

---

It must be an extremely worrying time for anybody who has dumped a body in a reservoir....

--

The man who invented personalised number plates has passed away.

His funeral takes place on TUE504Y at 11am.

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Paddy's been stuck at home for 3 weeks now, wrapped in Electricians Tape.

He's Self Insulating.

My father taught lessons in a strange way.

I told him I wanted to be a farmer and I would like some land to get started. He kicked me between the legs and said

There's two acres to start with.

[carlyai]

1 hour ago, Zyxel said:

Got me again. Isn't seafood delicious.