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Upon completion of her annual physical exam, 23 year old Emily sits across from the doctor as they go over the results.

“Well Emily, you’re in perfect health except for those red and raw scaly patches on your knees and elbows. How do you account for them?”

Rather embarrassed, Emily confesses that she loves having sex doggie style, but it causes friction burns.

The doctor replies, “That’s no big deal and you needn’t be embarrassed. I’m simply going to prescribe some cortisone ointment to help clear up the raw patches. And; until they do, please limit your sex to missionary position only. “

Emily grimaces and says, “Oh doctor! Do I really need to do that????”

The doctor is surprised and asks, “What’s wrong with using the missionary position?”

Emily says, “Doctor, Have you ever smelled a St. Bernard’s breath?”

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