Worst Joke Ever 2024

[roo860]

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But they could show this

 

 

[scottiejohn]

1 hour ago, ballpoint said:

I wonder who they are sponging off now?

[scottiejohn]

7 hours ago, roo860 said:

Oh No!

Why did you post this?

I let my boyfriend see it and now he has left me as he says that photo proves he is not gay!

I don't understand it as all I can see is a spiderman face!

Can anyone help me or point me to a trusted "Agony Uncle"

 

Edited November 27, 2023 by scottiejohn

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Bargain 

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Diversity!!+

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Pet owners take note.

[roo860]

A married Irishman went to confession and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman."

The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?" The Irishman said, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped." 

The priest said, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in.”

You're not to see that woman again. For your penance, say five Hail Mary's and put €50 in the poor box."

The Irishman left the confession box, said his prayers, and then walked over to the poor box.

He paused for a moment and then started to leave.

The priest, who was watching, quickly ran over to him saying, "I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!"

The Irishman replied, "Yeah, but I rubbed the €50 on the box, and according to you, that's the same as putting it in!" 

Edited November 27, 2023 by roo860

[ballpoint]

3 hours ago, scottiejohn said:

I wonder who they are sponging off now?

This is a pane. I'm throwing in the towel.

[roo860]

😆😆

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[tomazbodner]

49 minutes ago, roo860 said:

Did you try scanning that barcode? It opened up eBay page selling vaseline!

[tomazbodner]

50 minutes ago, roo860 said:

That's still not going to make Jesus, so she stays Virgin Mary...

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[oxo1947]

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[roo860]

Born on this day 1942
Rock guitar legend
Jimi Hendrix

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Edited November 28, 2023 by ballpoint