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Posted
26 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

How did you handle the situation?

Did you have to make a bolt for it or were you too keyed up to screw up the courage??

No, I don't swing that way. 

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Posted
31 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

No, I don't swing that way. 

What a gay response!

 

PS; If you do not use swings do you use roundabouts or climbing frames for your gat times?

PPS;  please note the lower case 'g' in "gay" above!

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Posted
6 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Well caught, that whale!

 

 

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Slight variation on Rory Galagher"s song:

 ♬It happend in my hometown ♬

Posted
1 hour ago, scottiejohn said:

What a gay response!

 

PS; If you do not use swings do you use roundabouts or climbing frames for your gat times?

PPS;  please note the lower case 'g' in "gay" above!

How adoorable.

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Wife - Where are you going ?

 

Husband - Watch the game at the cafe

 

Wife - Why don't you watch it with me?

 

 Husband - I want to see it with my friends.

 

Wife - So I am nothing to you?

 

 Husband - My god, OK OK I am staying.

 

Wife - Why is the goalkeeper in black?

 

Husband - He is mourning his mother.

 

Wife - The commentator, how does he know all names?

 

Husband - It's his job

 

Wife - There's Goal.

 

Husband - No, it's an offside.

 

Wife - What is offside?


Husband - No it's a goal, just kidding.

 

Wife - Yes, but what is offside?

 

Husband - Offside is the name of the coach.

 

Wife - Where's the coach?

 

Husband - He is off the field

 

Wife - Why isn't he playing?

 

Husband - No he doesn't play, he changes the players and the game tactics.

 

Wife - Tell me, Maradona is there?

 

Husband - No he died

 

Wife - Oh my God, how?

 

Husband - He had watched a game with his wife.

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Posted
10 hours ago, scottiejohn said:
16 hours ago, ballpoint said:

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How did you handle the situation?

Did you have to make a bolt for it or were you too keyed up to screw up the courage??

 

You're just unhinged!

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Posted
15 hours ago, scottiejohn said:

What a gay response!

 

PS; If you do not use swings do you use roundabouts or climbing frames for your gat times?

PPS;  please note the lower case 'g' in "gay" above!

I also noted the lower case 't' !

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