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Popular Post ballpoint Posted February 2 Popular Post Share Posted February 2 I heard a new song on the Radio today: “I would walk approximately 500 miles…. but some distances may vary. Check terms and conditions for details”. It’s by The Disclaimers. 1 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted February 2 Popular Post Share Posted February 2 How Many Dogs Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb? Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb? Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not in line with BS7671. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp! Rottweiler: Make me. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark. Labrador: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please! German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb! Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. French Bulldog: Sure, but only if you lift the entire sofa up to the ceiling and give me a few hours to nap & think abo….zzzzz Chihuahua: "We don't need no stinking light bulb." Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle... Poodle: I'll just nuzzle in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted February 2 Popular Post Share Posted February 2 A Doberman, a golden retriever and a cat cross the rainbow bridge and enter the pearly gates. God asks the Doberman to tell him about herself. “I’ve been a great protector of my whole family”. God says,” Marvellous, come and sit on my right, you shall seek out evil and protect the gates of Heaven". Then God asks the golden retriever to tell him about himself and the dog says “I’ve been very loyal to my master and his family”. God says,” That’s wonderful, come and sit on my left, you will welcome people to Heaven". The cat walks in and says to God,” You're in my chair”. 1 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted February 2 Popular Post Share Posted February 2 I see Netflix are making a film adaptation of "Fly Fishing" by J.R Hartley. I’m not sure about the storyline, but the cast should be good. 2 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ballpoint Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 A housewife goes into the butcher and asks “is that yer Ayrshire bacon?” Butcher replies, “Naw madam - I'm just standing a bit too close to the electric heater” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted February 2 Popular Post Share Posted February 2 The Doctor said if I had a vasectomy, I wouldn’t have kids. You have no idea how disappointed I was after the op to see the little gits were still at home. 2 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Yellowtail Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 Chinese woman with blurred visions goes to an ophthalmologist to have her eyes checked. After examining her, the doctor says: "you have cataracts.". The woman says: "No have cataract, have rinkon continental. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jvs Posted February 2 Share Posted February 2 We all have to do our part to save the planet right? My contribution is not that great but even the smallest things matter. I recycle things. After using a tooth pick i put it back in the dispenser. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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