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Popular Post ballpoint Posted May 11 Popular Post Share Posted May 11 I've just seen an elderly Muslim woman wearing a sheepskin burkha. She looked like mutton dressed Islam. 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted May 11 Popular Post Share Posted May 11 When I was younger I trained as an ice cream man. I went to sundae school. 3 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted May 11 Popular Post Share Posted May 11 A virile, middle-aged Italian gentleman named Luigi was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman. Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless. After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?" She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No." Surprised, Luigi reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex finally ends and, again, Luigi smiles and asks, "You finish?" Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No." Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Luigi reaches for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they end together screaming, bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets. Exhausted, Luigi falls onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again, "You finish?" Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispers in his ear, "No, I'm Norwegian. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ballpoint Posted May 11 Popular Post Share Posted May 11 I remember my first job on a building site as a lad. A lorry pulled up to deliver an elevator to site. I sent him away because my mum said I shouldn’t accept lifts from strangers. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 1 hour ago, Digitalbanana said: No sh!t! Are you taking the p!ss or just a dump on all of us? Either way it is just a load of cr@p! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 1 hour ago, ballpoint said: When I was younger I trained as an ice cream man. I went to sundae school. I can't lick that one in 99 years! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VocalNeal Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 1 hour ago, scottiejohn said: I can't lick that one in 99 years! What a flake🤔 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Martin71 Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 1 hour ago, scottiejohn said: I can't lick that one in 99 years! 23 minutes ago, VocalNeal said: What a flake🤔 There are hundreds and thousands of puns you could make... 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Popular Post VBF Posted May 11 Popular Post Share Posted May 11 (edited) 10 hours ago, ravip said: Very cleverly adapted from this recorded in 1958........ And whichever Muppet posted the "confused" emoticon....there's just no hope for you! 🤣 Edited May 11 by VBF 2 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottiejohn Posted May 11 Share Posted May 11 1 hour ago, Martin71 said: There are hundreds and thousands of puns you could make... We are getting wafer thin here but let us not get too whipped up here! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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