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I got stopped by a copper while I was going along the motorway. I stopped, opened the window and he said "This is a spot check,"

So I replied "I've got 2 blackheads and a boil on my arse"

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The stunning blonde, dressed in nothing more than a thong and negligee, let the plumber in.

"Hello, is your husband not in?" he asked,

"Does it look like he is in?" she replied, opening her negligee. "Will I not do?"

"No, not really," he said. "I need your car reversing out of the drive."

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