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A young guy has a crippling stutter. He contacts a variety of people to see if they can help:

A shaman. A psychiatrist. A rabbi. A priest, and a prostitute.

The shaman, the psychiatrist, the rabbi and the priest give it their all, but his stutter doesn't improve.

Finally the prostitute comes in. The guy says, "what are you gonna do?" She said, "I'm gonna kneel down here and make you tingle so good."

He says, "so...

 

 

 

... same as the priest?"

 

 

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Boarder came down for his day.

Old Dad; "So what brings you to our town?"

Boarder; "I'm the entertainment at the tavern tonight."

Old Dad; "Entertainment? What do you sing?"

Boarder; "Oh, no I don't sing. I'm a comedian."

Old Dad; "A comedian?"

Boarder; "yes."

 

Old Dad; "Well go on. Change colour for me." :whistling:

 

Fetching my coat!

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