Worst Joke Ever 2024

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Who can taste the difference?

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Ever wonder why, when geese fly in a V formation, one side is longer than the other?
It's because there are more geese on that side.

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My wife is furious at our next door neighbour who sunbathes nude in her backyard.

Personally, I’m on the fence.

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[Korat Kiwi]

45 minutes ago, ballpoint said:

Following on from that... 

 

Why to women have legs? 

 

So they don't leave snail trails

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A man was having premature ejaculation problems so he went to the doctor. The doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate, try startling yourself."

 

That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol and ran home to his wife. That night the two were having sex and found themselves in the 69 position. The man felt the urge to ejaculate and fired the starter pistol.

 

The next day he went back to the doctor who asked how it went. The man answered, "Not well. When I fired the pistol, my wife pooped on my face, bit three inches off my penis, and my neighbor came out of the closet with his hands in the air."

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A girl realized that she had grown hair between her legs. She got worried and asked her mom about that hair. Her mom calmly said, "That part where the hair has grown is called your monkey. Be proud that your monkey has grown hair."

 

The girl smiled. At dinner, she told her sister, "My monkey has grown hair." Her sister smiled and said, "That’s nothing; mine is already eating bananas."

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I’m about three years into my relationship now and I've started to have erection difficulties. My girlfriend and I have different ideas as to what the problem is: she bought me some Viagra and I bought her a treadmill.

Edited April 25 by Korat Kiwi

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48 minutes ago, roo860 said:

I actually had a stuttered laugh at this.  Not really in good taste or very PC.  But each to their own. 

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7 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Who can taste the difference?

 

So you CAN tell them apart after all! 🤪

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27 minutes ago, VBF said:

 

So you CAN tell them apart after all! 🤪

I am often told to lick one of them belonging to someone else and I also know I cannot do that to the other myself!

Edited April 25 by scottiejohn

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Quote of the Day

The late Dr. Adrian Rogers (1931-2005) offered the following observation several years ago and it bears poignant significance today:

You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the rich out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend is about the end of any nation. You cannot multiply the wealth by dividing it.

Adrian Rogers

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8 minutes ago, ravip said:

Quote of the Day

The late Dr. Adrian Rogers (1931-2005) offered the following observation several years ago and it bears poignant significance today:

You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the rich out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend is about the end of any nation. You cannot multiply the wealth by dividing it.

Adrian Rogers

Err you do know this is a joke page?

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16 hours ago, Korat Kiwi said:

I actually had a stuttered laugh at this.  Not really in good taste or very PC.  But each to their own. 

If you're looking for PC or good taste jokes you're in the wrong group mate.

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