Worst Joke Ever 2025

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[billd766]

58 minutes ago, still kicking said:

 

Absolutely brilliant. Freddie would be so proud of him.

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[ozimoron]

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[fasteddie]

1 hour ago, ravip said:

 

 

I get it, give up cheap energy, on which the world's economies rely, resulting in millions perishing, all for a discredited hippy pipedream, hilarious ????????????????????

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1 hour ago, fasteddie said:

I get it, give up cheap energy, on which the world's economies rely, resulting in millions perishing, all for a discredited hippy pipedream, hilarious ????????????????????

Let's keep it light ...

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Christmas cracker jokes

 

Q: What music do they play in Santa's workshop?

A: Wrap.

 

Q: How do elves respond when Santa takes attendance?

A: “Present!”

 

Q: What is Santa’s primary language?

A: North Polish.

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11 hours ago, ozimoron said:

 

[Crossy]

2 hours ago, Crossy said:

 

 

In a similar vein the Moro Islamic Liberation Front 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moro_Islamic_Liberation_Front 

often wonder why they are on page 3,000 of a Google search ...

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I got a job in the kitchen of a Chinese restaurant.

It’s not permanent, it’s just wok experience.

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My doctor just prescribed me an anti gloating cream.
I can’t wait to rub it in.

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I tried to sell my Thomas the Tank Engine train set at an antiques shop today.

"You would have got more for it if the fat controller wasn't missing", said the assistant.

"Yeah, you're probably right." I replied. "She's good at haggling."

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I see Billy Idol's brother, Bone has got the sack again

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Durex regrets to inform you that, due to a quality control error on our part, your birth was an accident.

Please report to your nearest Durex facility immediately to be put down.

We regret any inconvenience caused.

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"I" before "E" except after - "Old Macdonald had a farm"

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All my computer passwords are protected by amnesia.

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England are 8/1 to win the World Cup....
If you're not a gambler that means if you put £10 on, you are going to lose a tenner.