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oh dear... what have I started?!?! keep 'em coming... Judge: Look here Mickey Mouse, I cannot grant you a divorce from Minnie. Mickey (stunned): Why not? Judge: I have reviewed all

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A young guy has a crippling stutter. He contacts a variety of people to see if they can help:

A shaman. A psychiatrist. A rabbi. A priest, and a prostitute.

The shaman, the psychiatrist, the rabbi and the priest give it their all, but his stutter doesn't improve.

Finally the prostitute comes in. The guy says, "what are you gonna do?" She said, "I'm gonna kneel down here and make you tingle so good."

He says, "so...

 

 

 

... same as the priest?"

 

 

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Not all trucks are created equal....

 

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Boarder came down for his day.

Old Dad; "So what brings you to our town?"

Boarder; "I'm the entertainment at the tavern tonight."

Old Dad; "Entertainment? What do you sing?"

Boarder; "Oh, no I don't sing. I'm a comedian."

Old Dad; "A comedian?"

Boarder; "yes."

 

Old Dad; "Well go on. Change colour for me." :whistling:

 

Fetching my coat!

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2 hours ago, Crossy said:

Boarder came down for his day.

Old Dad; "So what brings you to our town?"

Boarder; "I'm the entertainment at the tavern tonight."

Old Dad; "Entertainment? What do you sing?"

Boarder; "Oh, no I don't sing. I'm a comedian."

Old Dad; "A comedian?"

Boarder; "yes."

 

Old Dad; "Well go on. Change colour for me." :whistling:

 

Fetching my coat!

Sorry... took me a while to think outside of the box. 

 

Like a lizard!  Or a culture club song...  

 

I'll grab your hat for you as well! 

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3 hours ago, Korat Kiwi said:

Sorry... took me a while to think outside of the box. 

 

Like a lizard!  Or a culture club song...  

 

I'll grab your hat for you as well! 

Close. Perhaps you should have looked up Boy George, here.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MdOYG4SZjM

 

I always thought that he was a bit "different", but I did enjoy his music.

 

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On 7/15/2024 at 2:54 AM, dcsw53 said:

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What the heck?
Why is that quote from kamala with a picture of Trump?

And why does kamala think she was nearly assassinated?  

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