April 12, 20223 yr Somehow things seemed bigger and better in the past. That's not a baguette, this is a baguette (and six bottles of wine in a handy carrier)! Paris 1946 "I don't want to know why you can't. I want to know how you can!"
April 13, 20223 yr A professor was giving a lecture on involuntary muscular contractions to his first-year medical students. Realizing that this was not the most riveting subject, he decided to lighten the mood. He pointed to a young woman in the front row and asked, "Do you know what your <deleted> is doing while you're having an orgasm?" She replied, "He's probably playing golf with his friends."
April 13, 20223 yr The stork is the bird that brings the baby, but a swallow's the one to prevent it.
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