1 hour ago, carlyai said:

Boo Hoo i don't get it. ????

Mozart + Cinderella = Mozzarella

On 9/13/2022 at 10:09 PM, ravip said:

*Comfortable attitude at Old Age*

I asked one of my friends who has crossed 60 & is heading to 70. 
> What sort of change he is feeling in him?
 

> 1) After loving my parents, my siblings, my spouse, my children, my friends, *now I have started loving myself.*
> 2) I just realised that I am not *“Atlas”*. The world does not rest on my shoulders.
> 3) I now stopped bargaining with vegetables & fruits vendors. 
> After all, a few Rupees more is not going to burn a hole in my pocket *but it might help the poor fellow save for his daughter’s school fees.*
> 4) I pay the taxi driver without waiting for the change. The extra money might bring a smile on his face. *After all he is toiling much harder for a living than me*
> 5) I stopped telling the elderly that they've already narrated that story many times. *After all, the story makes them walk down the memory lane & re-live the past.*
> 6) I have learnt not to correct people even when I know they are wrong. After all, the onus of making everyone perfect is not on me. *Peace is more precious than perfection.*
> 7) *I give compliments freely & generously.* After all it's a mood enhancer not only for the recipient, but also for me I have learnt not to bother about a crease or a spot on my shirt. 
> *After all, personality speaks louder than appearances.*
> 9) I walk away from people who don't value me. *After all, they might not know my worth, but I do.*
> 10) I remain cool when someone plays dirty politics to outrun me in the rat race. *After all, I am not a rat & neither am I in any race.*
> 11) I am learning not to be embarrassed by my emotions. *After all, it's my emotions that make me human.*
> 12) *I have learnt that its better to drop the ego than to break a relationship. After all, my ego will keep me aloof whereas with relationships I will never be alone*.
> 13) I have learnt to live each day as if it's the last. *After all, it might be the last.*
> 14) I am doing what makes me happy. *After all, I am responsible for my happiness, and I owe it to me.*

> I decided to send this to many, because why do we have to wait for so long, why can't we practice this at any stage and age...
 

why is this in the Worst Joke section?

2 hours ago, KannikaP said:

why is this in the Worst Joke section?

cos it's not a joke?

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When you call your brother to see how he likes the

new job you got for him in Pattaya

 

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6 hours ago, ballpoint said:

Mozart + Cinderella = Mozzarella

What a cheesy response, it really grated on me one 

pizza time!

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3 hours ago, roo860 said:

Way above my paygrade.????

Edit: Oh OK but not exactly what I would call hilarious.