37 minutes ago, overherebc said:

Seems you can bring the scammer out of Nigeria.

I hate it when I have to ask for a joke to be explained.????

This was just caught on camera today at Montpellier, France. Finally a decent quality photo of a thirsty plane taking a sip after landing...

 

2 hours ago, roo860 said:

Boy, girl or non-binary?

I go for non-binary. ????

'Well,' snarled the tough old Royal Navy Chief to the bewildered able
seaman. 'I suppose after you get discharged from the Navy, you'll just be
waiting for me to die so you can come and dance on my grave.'

 

'Not me, Chief,' the seaman replied. 'Once I get out of the Navy, I'm
never going to stand in line again.'

Lieutenant Hardy, First Mate, was in a rare mood as he finished drilling
the crew. He barked out a final order, 'All right, you idiots fall out.'

 

The men fell out, but one sailor stood firm.

 

The sailor stared at the First Mate and smiled, 'There were a lot of them
weren't there sir?'

Captain's Report.

This petty officer reminds me very much of a gyroscope -
Always spinning around at a frantic pace, but not really going anywhere.

Did you know that the propeller on a small plane is actually there to keep the pilot cool?

 

Just watch, when it stops spinning the pilot will start sweating like crazy.

The blonde pilot was interviewed after her helicopter crash.

Interviewer: "Can you tell us what happened just before you crashed?"

Blonde: "well it was getting really cold so I decided to turn the fan off"

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