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Worst Joke Ever 2026

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Sadly my obese parrot has died.
It is a huge weight off my shoulders…

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On 3/29/2023 at 3:19 AM, fasteddie said:

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In my own way this one of the funniest things in a longtime

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4 hours ago, ballpoint said:

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I think he has done a runner down the road!

2 hours ago, ravip said:

 

And we are proud to be old as well.

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Boy and girl are sitting on a bench and watch the Moon and the stars, when all of a sudden the boy turns to the girl and says: Darling... hmm, I don't know how to say... I don't know if you would.... if you...."

The girl interrupts him:"Of course, dear. No need to be shy. I am waiting for these words of yours entire evening already. Of course we can make out!"

Boy:"Oh no, that's not what I meant. I wanted to ask you if I could borrow 100$?"

Girl:"How dare you! We barely know each other!!"

 

Fetching my coat...

Matthew saw Samuel his ex business partner begging on the street and invited him to get into his limousine.

 

What happened to your  share of $15 million each of us received? Matthew asked.

 

Samuel answered "Well, I bought a yacht for $5 mil and just as we were coming out of a fiord in Norway, hit an iceberg and it sank.  

 

Then I bought a jet and taking off from Manila the tires burst and it crashed.

 

Decided to retire in Monaco with remaining $5 mil and met this gorgeous woman and got married. After 2 years and a divorce, she took off with my remaining $5 mil. And so, here I am! 

 

So My friend Samuel, what have you learnt out of all this? Matthew asked

 

Samuel replied "Never own anything that floats, flies or f**ks. 
ALWAYS RENT IT !!!

 

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