2 hours ago, ballpoint said:

A Catholic, a Baptist, and a Mormon are bragging about the size of their families.
"I have four boys and my wife is expecting another. One more son and I'll have a basketball team!" said the Catholic.

"That's nothing!'' said the Baptist. ''I have ten boys now, and my wife is pregnant with another child. One more son and I'll have a football team!"

"You both should be ashamed of yourselves!'' said the Mormon. ''I have seventeen wives. One more and I'll have a golf course!"

Once he's got the 18th is he still allowed to play around? 

2 hours ago, ballpoint said:

At this Jesus stops walking and looks at Paul. "What?," he says, "Why don't you just walk on the pipe like me, you silly pr*ck?"

Do you think think Jesus was flushed with pride at his sh!tty comment or was it all just a pipe dream?

2 hours ago, ballpoint said:

"That's true," he agreed. "But what does the third penny tell you?"

"The third penny tells me your father was a bachelor too"

I hope the penny dropped for him!

2 hours ago, roo860 said:

I suppose he felt out of his depth at that toungue lashing and had to limp off to the nearest bar and drown his sorrows on pirated booze!

3 hours ago, Zyxel said:

You crack me up some time with the dope you post!????

3 hours ago, Zyxel said:

He will have a hissy fit if he wakes up now!

I wonder if the snake might get a crush on him or is the tent too restricted for too much wriggle room?

3 hours ago, Zyxel said:

I know it does not bear thinking about but I think there is something fishy about this photo on a scale of 9/10!

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Lovely jumper.

Elton John gets arrested after Glastonbury fiasco

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