During check-in at airport for a non-stop long-haul flight, the airline staff was very apologetic to the husband and said:

 

"I am sorry sir, the flight is really full today. We couldn't allot you and your wife adjascent seats. Your seat number is 14A and madam's is 42H."

 

Husband: "Oh, thanks! Do I have to pay anything extra to you for this favour?"

 

Staff: "No sir, madam has already paid!"

This brings new meaning to "a cake of soap"

 

3 hours ago, Crossy said:

This brings new meaning to "a cake of soap"

 

Maybe he's a "Conehead" and  ate the real soap instead .....

I was in the VIP lounge last week en route to Seattle. While in the lounge, I notice Bill Gates sitting on the chesterfield enjoying a cognac. I was meeting with a very important client who was also flying to Seattle with me but she was running a bit late.

Being a forward type of guy, I approached Mr. Gates and introduced myself. I explained to him that I was conducting some very important business and how much I would appreciate it if he could throw a quick "hello Chris" at me when I was with my client. He agreed.

Ten minutes later while I was conversing with my client, I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was Bill Gates. I turned around and looked up at him. He said, "Hi Chris, what's happening?"

To which I replied, "F... off Gates, I'm in a meeting."

On this day in 1971. Tom Jones released his single Till.

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