In an alcohol factory the regular tester died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.

A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position. The director of the factory wondered how to send him away. They tested him.

They gave him a glass with a drink. He tried it and said, "It's red wine, a muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers."

 

"That's correct", said the boss.

Another glass. "It's red wine, cabernet, eight years old, a south western slope, oak barrels."

 

"Correct." The director was astonished. He winked at his secretary to suggest something.

 

She brought in a glass of urine. The alcoholic tried it.

"It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant, made inside the office. And if you don't give me the job, I'll also tell who's the father!"

 

The boss collapsed!!!

I was adopted at birth and have never met my mother.

That makes it very difficult to enjoy any lapdance.

I was attacked by some little ginger boy doing martial arts.
It turned out to be the carroty kid!

I was thinking about applying for a job in Pyongyang.

But that would be a bad Korea move.

I saw a poor old lady fall over in the street today.

At least I presume she was poor - she only had £1.20 in her purse.

5 hours ago, ravip said:

Now we need a transgender one.............

1 minute ago, brianthainess said:

Now we need a transgender one.............

 

 

Better just to put in a dimmer switch.....then you can 'chop' and change.

5 hours ago, ballpoint said:

I was thinking about applying for a job in Pyongyang.

But that would be a bad Korea move.