3

33 minutes ago, roo860 said:

What a very sick joke,the cruelty!Who in his right mind would ever order an uneven

amount of frogs legs ?

1 hour ago, roo860 said:

3

 

Ah a holiday at the seaside?

1 hour ago, VocalNeal said:

 

Ah a holiday at the seaside?

A fine British  tradition, the saucy postcard.

After roaming about the garden alone for a few days, Adam says to God "why can't you get me some companionship?"

"I was just thinking about that", says God, "I can make you a companion who will anticipate your every need, satisfy your every want and desire, always agree with you, and always speak the truth, in clear, easily understood, language".

"Sounds perfect", says Adam, "what will it cost me?"

"An arm and a leg".

"Sod that!  What can I get for a rib?"

A vicar decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning.
He said "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind.

The vicar shouted out, "Cross." Immediately the congregation started singing in unison, "The Old Rugged Cross".

The vicar hollered out "Grace." The congregation began to sing "Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound!"

The vicar said "Power." The congregation sang "There is Power in the Blood!"

The vicar said "Sex." The congregation fell in total silence. Everyone was in shock.
They all nervously began to look around at each other afraid to say anything.
Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, a little old 87-year-old grandmother stood up and began to sing "Precious Memories."

Breaking News
An elderly man passed out on the London Eye this morning
Paramedics said the gentleman is recovering
although it took him an hour to come round

Tree hugger.

How we know dog is more wise than human?................

........

 

Dog not step in human sht!

What food make woman fat for sure?

Wedding cake!

Bangkok - Despite the inclement weather government drain-blocking operations continue apace.

 

1 hour ago, Crossy said:

Bangkok - Despite the inclement weather government drain-blocking operations continue apace.

 

 

poor street is mortally wounded...