A young dolphin, having just watched two blue whales humping, was thinking about the facts of life and how the whales got together in the first place. He turned to his mum and said “Mum, how did you and dad meet ?”
“Son” she said “We were following a fishing boat scavenging dead fish and your dad and I collided as we went for the same dead tuna fish. He backed off and let me have the tuna, it was very gallant of him”
“What happened next Mum”

“We just clicked son”.

The joke I thought "Ballpoint" was going to tell (see dolphin joke above)

 

 

There were 2 whales swimming around who were very bored when they saw a boat. One whale says to the other, ''I've got an idea for a laugh, why don't we swim under the boat, blow water from our blowholes, and capsize it."

"Okay," says the other whale.

They proceed to do so and swim back down, laughing all the while. Then the first whale then says, ''I have an even better idea, now that the fishermen are in the water, why don't we swim back up and eat them?''

The other whale then replies

 

''No thanks. I'm all for the occasional blow(ing) job  but I never swallow the seamen."

 

PS; blow(ing) inserted as the nanny state does not allow a b l o w job????

 

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I'LL DRINK TO THAT!

2 jabs in 10 seconds?????

According to Melinda Gates, Bill just didn't Excel at his marriage. Apparently his tool in bed was Microsoft, he had no Power Points, and he always had to have the last Word. And they are now throwing their 27 years marriage out the Windows. Eve has seduced him with an Apple.