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A young man went into confession crying, and told the priest:

“Forgive me father for I have sinned”.

“What have you done?” asked the priest.

“A few weeks ago I went to the library. I remained there until closing time and when I was about to go home, rain started pouring down. It was so intense I had to wait in the library. I had waited for a while with the librarian, a young attractive single girl, then one thing led to another, and I ended up sleeping with her”. The man stopped talking but kept weeping.

“Well don’t cry, it’s a sin but it is not that bad. You should say 5 Hail Marys and it will be forgiven”. Said the priest.

“But it doesn't end there” the man kept sobbing. “a few days later my neighbour asked me to help her with her computer. Her husband was hospitalized and she couldn't send an email to her son. I went there and fixed the problem, but when I was about to leave, rain started pouring down. It was really stormy and I had to wait. One thing led to another and I ended up sleeping with the lady” the man cried.

“Oh dear well that makes it harder indeed, but still - you should say 15 Hail Marys and you will be forgiven” Said the priest.

“Oh I’m afraid the worst part is still ahead” cried the man. “Yesterday I went to the barber. I was his last client that day. As soon as he finished and was about to close the shop rain started pouring down so intensely, I had to wait with him. One thing led to another and I ended up sleeping with him as well” the man cried.

“Oh dear, it is indeed worse than I thought” said the priest.

“So what should I do father?” the man asked.

“Well” answered the priest, “you should get the **** out of here before it starts raining!”.

                                   The Answer is Word

Q/Taking Picture from Face-Book or some other sites that do not translate picture to Thai-Visa  just gives link etc

 

A/ Pick “Copy Image” from that site -Paste into a Word page—R/click/use “paste options/Picture(u) 3^rd on the right.

Transfer to Thai/V-- right click on picture“Copy” 2nd down  = Paste into  Thai-V

 

Q/ Picture is a little small / Big

A/ Paste in Word, then click on picture then drag corner to make what size required.

 

Q/ Picture has large area of Black above and below it.

A/ Paste into Word -right click on picture—on heading above to right is a Light bulb & “Tell me what to do” Click (right or left) on that, take first option “Crop Picture” –Picture will then have border—adjust border to cut out black area. Click outside picture area to remove boarder.