Do Thais Fart?

[sharktooth]

I’ve never heard one or guffed one. Myself, I regularly let rip much to my own personal amusent. I know Hitler was quite talented in the flatulence department and the queen of England is more restrained., but has anyone ever heard a Thai let one rip?

[nikmar]

private message me......I ll arrange an introduction with my Thai mum. She terrifies my cat with her botty belches. ????

[geriatrickid]

How old are you 12? 15?

[colinneil]

Sharktooth you need to find yourself a hobby, or something, if that is the best you can come up with for a new thread.????

[sharktooth]

15 minutes ago, colinneil said:

Sharktooth you need to find yourself a hobby, or something, if that is the best you can come up with for a new thread.????

Not much worse than some of the other pish that gets posted here

[sammieuk1]

A change from Brexit with a similar result????

[marko kok prong]

Don't recall ever hearing one,maybe they just do the silent one's,must admit when i was first with my current wife if we were sleeping i would go out of the room,now she sleeps nearest to the aircon,so if i do let one go,at least she is not assailed but the stink,if i think it's gonna be a bad one,or really loud i do go out of the room unless i am asleep. But all humans emit gas.

[roo860]

 

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Not Thai but very talented in the botty department!

 

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[CanuckThai]

Seems to be typical Thai emotions, when it comes to imminent danger to gas exposure.  Even if you discretely "out them" or wrinkle your nose, they become all "dog faced and head in the oven".  Now if you drop an aerosol bouquet, you're safer taking a Lese-Mejeste charge....

[balo]

Farting is caused by what you eat and I believe a healthy Thai diet does not cause a lot of farting. 

 

"Excessive farting can be caused by swallowing more air than usual or eating food that's difficult to digest. It can also be related to an underlying health problem affecting the digestive system, such as recurring indigestion or irritable bowel syndrome (IBS)."

 

[tifino]

3 minutes ago, CanuckThai said:

Seems to be typical Thai emotions, when it comes to imminent danger to gas exposure.  Even if you discretely "out them" or wrinkle your nose, they become all "dog faced and head in the oven".  Now if you drop an aerosol bouquet, you're safer taking a Lese-Mejeste charge....

and then regarding diplomatic incidents... don't mention that Kim Jong Uuan doesn't fart as he hasn't got a bum

- otherwise he'd be seen as human

[tifino]

 

I reckon those rolling thunder stomach belches are worse even worse than a fart

[sharktooth]

4 hours ago, geriatrickid said:

How old are you 12? 15?

Neither, I am Scottish. Billy Connolly made a fortune on this subject. If you behave, I may even tell you about my grannies huge jobbie. It’s extraordinary.

[Rc2702]

I have an unhealthy fixation with my Mrs derriere and once I ran up behind her whilst she was doing some chore and muzzled my face right in her buttocks and at that moment she let rip. Complete accident and it should have put me off but it hasn't. Our young lad nearly 2 sat on her face last week and farted. Hilarious.

 

Normally I get ordered out the room when these things happen.

[i claudius]

My wife and i have competitions ,to see who can do the best one ,if one of us does it in another room we always say "did you call" childish but we have laughed at lt for years,but then we are always laughing.

 

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[neeray]

This will be a 10 to 15 page thread. I think it will have a lot of "gas". It will linger for a few days.

[sharktooth]

6 hours ago, i claudius said:

My wife and i have competitions ,to see who can do the best one ,if one of us does it in another room we always say "did you call" childish but we have laughed at lt for years,but then we are always laughing.

 

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I once farted in a Pringle’s tube when the missus was out of the room. When she came back in I said “I think the Pringle’s are bad, can you smell them and tell me what you think?” Cue the dry boaks from her and belly laughs for me.

Yeah, I do lead a sad and pathetic life ????

[i claudius]

I once farted in a Pringle’s tube when the missus was out of the room. When she came back in I said “I think the Pringle’s are bad, can you smell them and tell me what you think?” Cue the dry boaks from her and belly laughs for me.
Yeah, I do lead a sad and pathetic life ????

Dont we all,but its kept us laughing together for over 20 years

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[robblok]

15 minutes ago, sharktooth said:

I once farted in a Pringle’s tube when the missus was out of the room. When she came back in I said “I think the Pringle’s are bad, can you smell them and tell me what you think?” Cue the dry boaks from her and belly laughs for me.

Yeah, I do lead a sad and pathetic life ????

Must be the famous British humor. 

[Nyezhov]

On 12/11/2018 at 2:54 PM, balo said:

Farting is caused by what you eat and I believe a healthy Thai diet does not cause a lot of farting. 

Yeah right I eat mostly Thai food and am now personally responsible for the spike in Global temperature. The Noodle Lady puts a 1 baht carbon tax on my meals.