3 Jokes

Work is like...

Tree Of Monkeys

A company is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs, at different levels, some climbing up, some climbing down.

The monkeys on the top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.

The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but <deleted>.

A foot and a C*** are having a chat one evening. The foot says to the C*** "Jesus I had a bad night last night. Some bastard shoved a stinkin' smelly sock on me, a worn out shoe with holes in it and walked me around town in the rain and mud all night"

The C*** says to the foot, "You think you had a bad night. Some bastard shoved a raincoat over me head and made me do push ups till I threw me guts up”

An Asian walked into the exchange line in a Auckland bank with 2000 yen and received $72.00

The following week, he went in with 2000 yen and was handed $66.00.

He asked the teller why he got less money than he got the previous week.

The lady said " Fluctuations."

The Asian man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, he turned around and said “ Fluc you Kiwis too”.