LBD, you are very special. So I thought we can prepare to give you a thoughtful bon voyage filled with treats.

I want you to know that I think you are one of the gods' special creatures, sent to give us kind and joyful laughter.

I want you to take back the scent, caress and whisper of Thailand's soft silky breezes on an early morning.

I want you to hold memories of noodle stall aromas and divine Bt25 meals.

Mostly, I want you to remember all the good times and forget any of the bad.

I also want you to send Bt5,000 to November Rain's dog shelter.

And, I want you to keep the spark plugs from your motor bike.

Your romper room friend and gentle adversorial playmate,

Jet

I'll drink a few Changs for you and keep in touch.

I'll drink a few Changs for you and keep in touch.

Seconded.

Beer Chang .... The gift that keeps on giving

I would like to send you some nice barbecue sauce and I hope you find that ever calm mill pond full of fluffy female ducks ...

I'll give you some rice pancakes and hoisin sauce!

You'll be in my thoughts as you travel.

My tears have almost short circuited the keyboard of the PC..

I'm deeply moved by the Kind words of my fellow posters..

There is one thing for sure the 14 years I spent here in LOS

wont disappear in a Hurry, but Hey Guys the 5th of Aprils a long ways off

and I'll be back from time to time..Now can I have a Little cry in peace??

My tears have almost short circuited the keyboard of the PC..

I'm deeply moved by the Kind words of my fellow posters..

There is one thing for sure the 14 years I spent here in LOS

wont disappear in a Hurry, but Hey Guys the 5th of Aprils a long ways off

and I'll be back from time to time..Now can I have a Little cry in peace??

'Course you can. Shed them in your pond in the rain and nobody will know what's going on!

My tears have almost short circuited the keyboard of the PC..

I'm deeply moved by the Kind words of my fellow posters..

There is one thing for sure the 14 years I spent here in LOS

wont disappear in a Hurry, but Hey Guys the 5th of Aprils a long ways off

and I'll be back from time to time..Now can I have a Little cry in peace??

55555. Never. You little short-legged, flat foot, flip flop mangled ape-toed footed, cellulite ridden piece of mangey duck fluff, you ain't never gonna get a mo of peace from me. N J P*** O

Jet

got a foot thing going there Jet ??

Ducky dearest,

May your down ever be warm & your feathers ever be waterproof. May you never get footrot on those yellow, webbed feet. May there be spectacular rivers & calm ponds to paddle on, wherever you go, & a plentiful supply of people throwing small chunks of brioche & ciabatta to you. May there be beautiful lady ducks to warm your nest and no croaking bullfrogs to keep you awake at night.

May you inhabit a world with no hunters or shotguns & no recipes that have the words "cherry sauce", "a l'orange" or "Peking" in them. May you find true wildfowl happiness & always be within reach of a laptop or pc to get in touch with your friends on TV.

Loves ya, LBD

Isn't April the start of the Shooting season in Scotland. Is that why your'e going back then

LBD is leaving? Why wasn't I told? Are we having a party duckie? (take your time, blow your nose!)

Sorry, Khall. Where you been?

I know April is a month off, but it's nice to have time to write the appropriate gift.

How about a baking tray?

How about a baking tray?

How about a baking tray?

Or a spatula?

How about a baking tray?

Or a spatula?

Maybe both and an outdoor grill with a grubs and croutons cookbook.

i got a top present for you duck ?

a years supply of bird flu vaccine .

i got a top present for you duck ?

a years supply of bird flu vaccine .

Thank you Rev Terence extremely Kind of you..

NR I will cherish you verse forever, so much love for one small duck..

Tiger, endangered species comes to mind, Endure you might not...

Snakes Head, you started out soooo sweetly, then the real you showed up..

Khaull does no one tell you nothing dear???

Baking Trays,spatulars, I'm a Dear Little Loving Duck, why are some of you so unkind??

I will send you a new Bill................... its my electric bill. Feel free to shove it up your A##

seriously though, all the best. You are one of the good guys with a sense of humour, and even though you are an Ozzie, your OK in my book.Good luck

How 'bout an echo?

Good luck LBD.

You know I just turn on the mean machine when men get all weepy like (don't want you to tarnish your feathers). Baking tray, spatula and cookbook to make your very own herb gratin croutons...why is that bad, what were you thinking? I would also get you a Buddha amulet but the weight would probably drag and drown you or just be an albatross around your scrawny silken-downed neck.

What has brought the move on? If you are passing through Bangkok, PM me, maybe we could go out for a beer?

Good luck though wherever you're off to.

What has brought the move on? If you are passing through Bangkok, PM me, maybe we could go out for a beer?

Good luck though wherever you're off to.

What a wonderful offer Leisurely but we fly out of Pooket, might have been fun..

Getting Old, just figured I'd go Upset Aust for a while and qualify for my pension while I'm there..

But the the Muscle Bound Governor of California, "I'll be Back" !!!

figured I'd go Upset Aust for a while

I know i've asked before. But where? Sydney, Perth or was it Melbourne? My memory is shot to shit! Guess thats because we are the ecstasy generation. :D

a Thai going away gift for LBD .............

why TLW of course

a Thai going away gift for LBD .............

why TLW of course

Jock my old Scottish Mate,,Sorry Mate nearly as far away as LOS..I'm on the West Coast..Perth,

180km South exactly at Bunbury...

Mid now if you could post this and get a kindly Mod to close the Thread I surley would get the last word..

OMG! I'm going to cry in a minute...