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And So Are The "days Of Our Lives"

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The Donz is captured by terry57, and imprisoned in his dungeon as a gimp. Chownah is the gimp master, and guards the new gimp - even sometimes physically and verbally torturing the Donz.

Slowly, over the years, Donz is transformed from a man into a monster. One day, he rips off his chains, murders the helpless & feeble Chownah, and escapes like a gorilla out into the real world... he is very mad...

to be continued.

The Donz, his lower lip trembling with rage, steps out into the bright sunlight. He cowers in a corner while he waits for his eyes to adjust. Slowly he stands up and scans his surroundings. His eyes lock onto the nearest male target - jamesyboi. Jamesyboi, seeing Donz coming, takes his sunglasses off, rips off his t-shirt, and a titanic, evenly matched battle to the death ensues as a crowd of onlookers gather. Before long they are rolling along the road, arms locked, strangling each other. As their oxygen runs out and death slowly creeps up, they look deeply into each others eyes and instantly fall in love. Then they kiss passionately.

Meanwhile, terry57 nervously bursts out from his front door to look for his runaway gimp. He walks slowly towards the crowd, heartbroken, tears streaming down his face...

The Donz is captured by terry57, and imprisoned in his dungeon as a gimp. Chownah is the gimp master, and guards the new gimp - even sometimes physically and verbally torturing the Donz.

Slowly, over the years, Donz is transformed from a man into a monster. One day, he rips off his chains, murders the helpless & feeble Chownah, and escapes like a gorilla out into the real world... he is very mad...

to be continued.

The Donz, his lower lip trembling with rage, steps out into the bright sunlight. He cowers in a corner while he waits for his eyes to adjust. Slowly he stands up and scans his surroundings. His eyes lock onto the nearest male target - jamesyboi. Jamesyboi, seeing Donz coming, takes his sunglasses off, rips off his t-shirt, and a titanic, evenly matched battle to the death ensues as a crowd of onlookers gather. Before long they are rolling along the road, arms locked, strangling each other. As their oxygen runs out and death slowly creeps up, they look deeply into each others eyes and instantly fall in love. Then they kiss passionately.

Meanwhile, terry57 nervously bursts out from his front door to look for his runaway gimp. He walks slowly towards the crowd, heartbroken, tears streaming down his face...

I'm enthralled all I want to know is, Where was the Duck ??

I'm enthralled all I want to know is, Where was the Duck ??

the duck, although being a lovely creature, has no place in a dramatic tv series like "days of our lives"

Nice one LBD looks like a poster for an amateur dramatic socety....... mmm.... sounds about right :o

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Coming Soon on a PC in front of You... :D

Ghoulish enough for you Mr Grover Sir ????

thats a bloody, <deleted>, top class, 175% strait up bit of work you have done there ducky. :o

and i got top billing my feathered, furry, black arsed flying friend. :bah:

your a legend mate, but very careful at the airport, as jet might be doing a bit of duck hunting with her double barred sawn off shotgun. :o:D

cricky's, im getting hungry thinking about that. :D

the reverand, :bah:

terence :D

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Coming Soon on a PC in front of You... :o

Ghoulish enough for you Mr Grover Sir ????

Nice work LBD, how do you do them?

P.S. Can i play the theme tune for the series?

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Coming Soon on a PC in front of You... :o

Ghoulish enough for you Mr Grover Sir ????

Nice work LBD, how do you do them?

P.S. Can i play the theme tune for the series?

Mr Joe Bangles...If I tell you I have to Kill You..

Love to have you play the Durge for Jet... :D:D

How about a Thai version of "Green Acres". You could call it "Green Rai". My city bred girlfriend and I move to the farm. Everything's cool till she comes clean on not really liking the sun, the rain, the earth, "local people" and animals, as they're so duuurrrtteeee and "they so stink". If it doesn't spinoff into a homicide series in the first season I think it will catch on.

I LOVE this episode ..... but who will the ThaiVisa characters be? :o

Why chownah and MiG16 of course. First episode: Hilarity ensues when her indoors misunderstands that chocolate doesn't grow on trees and buys some Godiva seeds from the local worm farmer. Chownah searches the internet for a site that will show him how to exact his revenge from his old archnemesis.

Mr Joe Bangles...If I tell you I have to Kill You..

Is cyber space killing as painful as real life :D

Love to have you play the Durge for Jet... :D:o

Is the tune in the flavour of the Benny Hill show or more like Hill Street Blues?

Had an idea a while back about a fab new reality TV series ... "Days of Our Lives in LOS" or "LOS in the Days of Our Lives" or.... you get the picture :o where we all submit video of our crazy TV (Thaivisa) lives and some poor bugger gets to edit it into a decent series worth watching....

What do you all think Bedlammers? :D

as much as I like the idea, I'm having terrifying visions of sitting through a two hour movie of

Redrus: The last word

Dan Sai Kid: The last word

Rio 666: The last word

Thai Bebop: The last word

Kayo: the last word

Kerryd: The last word from the stan wangkers!!!!!.

etc etc etc, ad infinitum....

Or, more terrifying yet:

I think visually it would look like this:

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How about a Thai version of "Green Acres". You could call it "Green Rai". My city bred girlfriend and I move to the farm. Everything's cool till she comes clean on not really liking the sun, the rain, the earth, "local people" and animals, as they're so duuurrrtteeee and "they so stink". If it doesn't spinoff into a homicide series in the first season I think it will catch on.

Way too League of Gentlemen for comfort :o

Is that the really bad movie Sean Connery was in? Or something else?

No its a different programme altoegether.

Its comes under the genre "British Humour" and is a classic comedy show.

It is actually on BBC Entertainment tonight, Friday, at 930pm. Anyone want a laugh, dont miss it.

Look out for Donz making his appearance as Barbara, the sex change taxi driver

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Coming Soon on a PC in front of You... :D

Ghoulish enough for you Mr Grover Sir ????

Pretty pretty poster, LBD. :o Adventures of Jet...is it gonna be a cartoon? So, where's the Duck in this production? We can't have Tiggy loping down the beach with only the Reverend on a leash. And what is NR gonna do? Sweet barkeep girl where we stop for a glass of vino? And I really think we need a dog in there for the awwww factor. Even if the story implodes on itself, everyone keeps watching to see what happens to the pooch. Maybe we can do some scenes at NR's dog centre?

KO, no way is TLW entering the script. Unless we have one episode where we TKO DSK KD Mid 666 and the rest of the mindless LW wonklettes.

And, how are we going to combine the series idea creations? Green rai, gentlemen, Donz gimps, adventures. This calls for a screenwriting team. I nominate Grovie and Tutsi, with LBD as visual artistic designer.

take a look at this:

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Madness I tell. Utter madness!

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take a look at this:

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Madness I tell. Utter madness!

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We put that in the show, even with a cute dog, and it's gonna deep six in one episode.

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Coming Soon on a PC in front of You... :D

Ghoulish enough for you Mr Grover Sir ????

Pretty pretty poster, LBD. :o Adventures of Jet...is it gonna be a cartoon? So, where's the Duck in this production? We can't have Tiggy loping down the beach with only the Reverend on a leash. And what is NR gonna do? Sweet barkeep girl where we stop for a glass of vino? And I really think we need a dog in there for the awwww factor. Even if the story implodes on itself, everyone keeps watching to see what happens to the pooch. Maybe we can do some scenes at NR's dog centre?

KO, no way is TLW entering the script. Unless we have one episode where we TKO DSK KD Mid 666 and the rest of the mindless LW wonklettes.

And, how are we going to combine the series idea creations? Green rai, gentlemen, Donz gimps, adventures. This calls for a screenwriting team. I nominate Grovie and Tutsi, with LBD as visual artistic designer.

Its looking good but too few parts for too many members ...

Therefore I recommend the following film which will be a three part thriller, edge of your seat, oscar, megaflick ... Lord of Terrys ring :D

Each and every member can be given a part as we follow the adventures of Terry and his famous winking ring throughout the LOS.

The film can take place over 2 decades and we can include gimps from Pattaya, katoys from Chiangmai, feathered animals from Phuket, sirens from Hua Hin, go go boys from Patpong, viking beasts and boo boys from samui and the gulf ... roving immigrants and expats coming and going across the borders.

As Terry meanders through the LOS and back members try to win his affection and sole control over his famous winking ring ... there will be titanic power struggles, drunken orgies and steamy messy sex scenes with lots of familiar aussie slang... and not forgetting his convertion to religion as the 'reverend'. :D

Casting begins immediately ... please submit applications for TV members for specific parts....

good story line.

conversion to religion...so no drinking and smoking on the set? :o

and what is my role?

Okay, so we're following the life of the Reverend Terence, the world's foremost evangelist on LOS and positivity, through his early days as a snake charmer on K.P and the period when he spoke in tongues (Crikey!) out his back bottom to the present day where he travels the LOS preaching to his flock of punters. It's bockbuster.

A lightning Flash and a roar of Thunder and Brother Terence spoke to me..

I have taken the Lord to my heart and I think a remake of The Life of Brian

is the Order of the Day it is to be called "The Life of Terence".. :o

good story line.

conversion to religion...so no drinking and smoking on the set? :o

and what is my role?

You can play the drinker and smoker on set. This means that every time you need a drink or smoke you can re-shoot a scene. It'll be all right on the night!

good story line.

conversion to religion...so no drinking and smoking on the set? :o

and what is my role?

You can play the drinker and smoker on set. This means that every time you need a drink or smoke you can re-shoot a scene. It'll be all right on the night!

OK. If it's gonna be The Life of Brian Terence, the obvious role for me is his mother. I have been practising her line "Now I want you all to just P**O" for a few months now.

Here are scenes from the show:

Suegha, Britmav, Boon Mee: We are three wise men.

Jet: Well, what are you doing creeping around a cow shed at two o'clock in the morning? That doesn't sound very wise to me.

***

Jet: So, next time you go on about the 'bluddy English', don't forget you're one of them.

Terence: I'm not a pom, Mum, and I never will be! I'm an Ozzie! A koala! An outback bongo! A fair dinkum mate! I'm a beer guzzling fireman, Mum! And I'm going to Thailand. I'm gonna be an Andaman pedestrian beach bum, and be proud of it!

***

Thai Bebop: ...if it's not a personal question, are you a virgin?

Jet: 'If it's not a personal question'? How much more personal can you get? Now, p*** off!

***

Lao Po to convicted prisoner: Good. Out of the door. Line on the left. One cross each. Next. Crucifixion?

DJT: Ah, no. Freedom.

Lao Po: Hmm?

DJT: Eh, freedom for me. They said I hadn't done anything, so I could go free and live on an island somewhere with Terence in Thailand.

Lao Po: Oh. Oh, well, that's jolly good. Well, off you go, then.

DJT: Naa, I'm only pulling your leg. It's crucifixion, really.

That kind of thing, Ducky?

good story line.

conversion to religion...so no drinking and smoking on the set? :D

and what is my role?

You can play the drinker and smoker on set. This means that every time you need a drink or smoke you can re-shoot a scene. It'll be all right on the night!

OK. If it's gonna be The Life of Brian Terence, the obvious role for me is his mother. I have been practising her line "Now I want you all to just P**O" for a few months now.

Here are scenes from the show:

Suegha, Britmav, Boon Mee: We are three wise men.

Jet: Well, what are you doing creeping around a cow shed at two o'clock in the morning? That doesn't sound very wise to me.

***

Jet: So, next time you go on about the 'bluddy English', don't forget you're one of them.

Terence: I'm not a pom, Mum, and I never will be! I'm an Ozzie! A koala! An outback bongo! A fair dinkum mate! I'm a beer guzzling fireman, Mum! And I'm going to Thailand. I'm gonna be an Andaman pedestrian beach bum, and be proud of it!

***

Thai Bebop: ...if it's not a personal question, are you a virgin?

Jet: 'If it's not a personal question'? How much more personal can you get? Now, p*** off!

***

Lao Po to convicted prisoner: Good. Out of the door. Line on the left. One cross each. Next. Crucifixion?

DJT: Ah, no. Freedom.

Lao Po: Hmm?

DJT: Eh, freedom for me. They said I hadn't done anything, so I could go free and live on an island somewhere with Terence in Thailand.

Lao Po: Oh. Oh, well, that's jolly good. Well, off you go, then.

DJT: Naa, I'm only pulling your leg. It's crucifixion, really.

That kind of thing, Ducky?

Perfect Jet,,You are the script writer and I'll do the Graphics...

The Pissed up Testicosticles should love this.. :o

good story line.

conversion to religion...so no drinking and smoking on the set? :D

and what is my role?

You can play the drinker and smoker on set. This means that every time you need a drink or smoke you can re-shoot a scene. It'll be all right on the night!

OK. If it's gonna be The Life of Brian Terence, the obvious role for me is his mother. I have been practising her line "Now I want you all to just P**O" for a few months now.

Here are scenes from the show:

Suegha, Britmav, Boon Mee: We are three wise men.

Jet: Well, what are you doing creeping around a cow shed at two o'clock in the morning? That doesn't sound very wise to me.

***

Jet: So, next time you go on about the 'bluddy English', don't forget you're one of them.

Terence: I'm not a pom, Mum, and I never will be! I'm an Ozzie! A koala! An outback bongo! A fair dinkum mate! I'm a beer guzzling fireman, Mum! And I'm going to Thailand. I'm gonna be an Andaman pedestrian beach bum, and be proud of it!

***

Thai Bebop: ...if it's not a personal question, are you a virgin?

Jet: 'If it's not a personal question'? How much more personal can you get? Now, p*** off!

***

Lao Po to convicted prisoner: Good. Out of the door. Line on the left. One cross each. Next. Crucifixion?

DJT: Ah, no. Freedom.

Lao Po: Hmm?

DJT: Eh, freedom for me. They said I hadn't done anything, so I could go free and live on an island somewhere with Terence in Thailand.

Lao Po: Oh. Oh, well, that's jolly good. Well, off you go, then.

DJT: Naa, I'm only pulling your leg. It's crucifixion, really.

That kind of thing, Ducky?

Perfect Jet,,You are the script writer and I'll do the Graphics...

The Pissed up Testicosticles should love this.. :o

MMMM .... I like the idea but not so sure of those last lines ... maybe Robski can have my part as the way it's going doesn't look like it will be a very big part ... unless there are any additional twists and turns Miss J ..? :D

More scenes.

Terence: Have I got a big hose, Mum?

Jet: Oh, stop thinking about sex.

Terence: I wasn't.

Jet: You're always on about it... morning, noon, and night. 'Will the katoeys like this?' 'Will the katoeys like that?' 'Is it too big?' 'Is it too small?'

***

Ol Red Eyes: Half a satang for an old ex-leper?

Terence: Did you say... 'ex-leper'?

ORE: Yes sir, I was cured, sir.

Terence: Who cured you?

ORE: Endure did, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business. All of a sudden, up Endure comes. Cures me. One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood's gone and I'm addicted to TV. Not so much as a by your leave. 'You're cured mate.' Bloody do-gooder.

***

DJT: I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me Kitten.

Mid: What?!

DJT: It's my right as a man.

November Rain: Well, why do you want to be Kitten, DJT?

DJT: I want to have babies.

Mid: You want to have babies?!

DJT: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.

Mid: But... you can't have babies.

DJT: Don't you oppress me.

Mid: I'm not oppressing you. You haven't got a womb! Where's the foetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in a box?!

DJT: [crying]

NR: Here! I-- I've got an idea. Suppose you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb, which is nobody's fault, not even George W Bush's, but agree that he can have the right to have babies.

***

MMMM .... I like the idea but not so sure of those last lines ... maybe Robski can have my part as the way it's going doesn't look like it will be a very big part ... unless there are any additional twists and turns Miss J ..? :o

Oh, these are just scene snippets, DJT. You have lots of playtime. The cross thing happens way late in the series.

More scenes.

Terence: Have I got a big hose, Mum?

Jet: Oh, stop thinking about sex.

Terence: I wasn't.

Jet: You're always on about it... morning, noon, and night. 'Will the katoeys like this?' 'Will the katoeys like that?' 'Is it too big?' 'Is it too small?'

***

Ol Red Eyes: Half a satang for an old ex-leper?

Terence: Did you say... 'ex-leper'?

ORE: Yes sir, I was cured, sir.

Terence: Who cured you?

ORE: Endure did, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business. All of a sudden, up Endure comes. Cures me. One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood's gone and I'm addicted to TV. Not so much as a by your leave. 'You're cured mate.' Bloody do-gooder.

***

DJT: I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me Kitten.

Mid: What?!

DJT: It's my right as a man.

November Rain: Well, why do you want to be Kitten, DJT?

DJT: I want to have babies.

Mid: You want to have babies?!

DJT: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.

Mid: But... you can't have babies.

DJT: Don't you oppress me.

Mid: I'm not oppressing you. You haven't got a womb! Where's the foetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in a box?!

DJT: [crying]

NR: Here! I-- I've got an idea. Suppose you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb, which is nobody's fault, not even George W Bush's, but agree that he can have the right to have babies.

***

DJT..But big Arnie had a baby I saw the Movie... :o

More scenes.

Terence: Have I got a big hose, Mum?

Jet: Oh, stop thinking about sex.

Terence: I wasn't.

Jet: You're always on about it... morning, noon, and night. 'Will the katoeys like this?' 'Will the katoeys like that?' 'Is it too big?' 'Is it too small?'

***

Ol Red Eyes: Half a satang for an old ex-leper?

Terence: Did you say... 'ex-leper'?

ORE: Yes sir, I was cured, sir.

Terence: Who cured you?

ORE: Endure did, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business. All of a sudden, up Endure comes. Cures me. One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood's gone and I'm addicted to TV. Not so much as a by your leave. 'You're cured mate.' Bloody do-gooder.

***

DJT: I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me Kitten.

Mid: What?!

DJT: It's my right as a man.

November Rain: Well, why do you want to be Kitten, DJT?

DJT: I want to have babies.

Mid: You want to have babies?!

DJT: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.

Mid: But... you can't have babies.

DJT: Don't you oppress me.

Mid: I'm not oppressing you. You haven't got a womb! Where's the foetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in a box?!

DJT: [crying]

NR: Here! I-- I've got an idea. Suppose you agree that he can't actually have babies, not having a womb, which is nobody's fault, not even George W Bush's, but agree that he can have the right to have babies.

***

wow. looks like you have the whole thing memorized.

my favourite scene was the old man in the hole who broke his vow of silence :o

wow. looks like you have the whole thing memorized.

my favourite scene was the old man in the hole who broke his vow of silence :o

:D you wanna play that part, Grovie?

Not memorised, borrowed from the Inet and reworked for our play. Kinda like the "little list" updating in every production of The Mikado.

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