Free Beer

[Jamesyboi]

A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar. FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS OUR TEST! So the guy asks the bartender what the test is. The Bartender replies "Well,

first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the whole thing

at once and you can't make a face while doing it. Second, there's a 'gator

out back with a sore tooth...you have to remove it with your bare hands.

Third, there's a woman up-stairs who's never had an orgasm. You gotta make

things right for her." The guy says, "Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won't do it. You

have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then get crazier

from there. Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez

zat teeqeelah?" He grabs the gallon of tequilla with both hands, and downs it with a big

slurp and tears streaming down his face. Next, he staggers out back and soon

all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, then

silence. The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all

over his body. "Now" he says "Where's that woman with the sore tooth?