Homosexuality caused by semen-eating anal worms

[4675636b596f75]

1 hour ago, Spidey said:

Oops! Please accept my sincere apologies ladies.

Why would you want to cure lesbians?

[geoffbezoz]

2 minutes ago, Sticky Wicket said:

He loved young boys playing with his organ more

Well it was never proved but highly suspected.

[Spidey]

Just now, 4675636b596f75 said:

Why would you want to cure lesbians?

I think that I'm guilty of creating far more than I've cured.

[Spidey]

1 minute ago, geoffbezoz said:

Well it was never proved but highly suspected.

Always had a female chauffeur to avoid accusations of funny goings on, late at night on the A30.

 

Maybe lucky he died so young.

 

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2019/mar/04/child-sexual-abuse-investigation-to-hear-from-ex-ministers

[gunderhill]

1 hour ago, Jingthing said:

Yeah sure inserting phallic objects up your puckered starfish is gonna make you straight. It's science!

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And if  that don't work there's  always the throw em off a  high  building option, that always  works, they never do it  again.

[Dumbastheycome]

22 minutes ago, Oxx said:

 

There is no hard evidence that Ted Heath was gay.

 

Indeed, Private Eye reported that he'd attempted to pay a lady 'cellist and her husband (boyfriend?) to have sex in front of him for his titillation.  Hardly the action of a gayer.

No "hard" evidence. Self explanatory?

[Oxx]

1 hour ago, Sticky Wicket said:

Most people would struggle to provide hard evidence with Ted Heath in the room. Cyrill Smith, well that's another story!

 

Not sure what your point is.  Smith wasn't gay.  He was a paedophile and/or hebephile.  Totally different.

 

And as for "hard" with Smith in the room, I doubt there's anyone that sick and perverted to aroused by that uncouth massive mound of blubber.

[Spidey]

8 minutes ago, Oxx said:

 

Not sure what your point is.  Smith wasn't gay.  He was a paedophile and/or hebephile.  Totally different.

 

And as for "hard" with Smith in the room, I doubt there's anyone that sick and perverted to aroused by that uncouth massive mound of blubber.

Well he only abused boys. Doesn't that make him gay?

 

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/liberaldemocrats/10775341/Cyril-Smith-the-predatory-paedophile-protected-by-establishment.html

[Kieran00001]

1 hour ago, geoffbezoz said:

So anal worms are none existent in Thailand are they ?? well as you say there is indeed only one, the mirror does not lie.

 

No, it really was just you who turned to Thai bashing.

 

And no, these parasites are not found in Thailand.

[BritManToo]

I'm thinking she doesn't need to worry about semen eating worms invading her body.

[Oxx]

9 minutes ago, Spidey said:

Well he only abused boys. Doesn't that make him gay?

 

No.  Gay men are only attracted to other men - not to boys.

 

Paedophilia is quite different, given that it's an attraction to prepubescent children, and so is not sexual.  

 

It is unfortunate that popular culture generally fails to make the distinctions.

[RJRS1301]

12 minutes ago, Spidey said:

Well he only abused boys. Doesn't that make him gay?

 

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/liberaldemocrats/10775341/Cyril-Smith-the-predatory-paedophile-protected-by-establishment.html

No

Many child abusers who primarily abuse male children, self identify as heterosexual.

There is a huge difference between a paedophile and a gay male, although occasionally they may inhabit the same body

[brewsterbudgen]

hard evidence, ooh er. Had to keep it secret before '67 then it became a habit.
 
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2770089/Ted-Heath-s-young-oriental-companion-gay-friend-claims-ex-MP-hid-true-sexuality-entire-life.html

A Daily Fail "paid-for" exclusive. Must be true.

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[steven2018]

I wonder if this will create a huge spike in those going to veterinary services to be de-wormed.

 

"Doctor I brought Billy in because he is feeling lethargic and is singing show tunes"

[Jingthing]

8 minutes ago, steven2018 said:

I wonder if this will create a huge spike in those going to veterinary services to be de-wormed.

 

"Doctor I brought Billy in because he is feeling lethargic and is singing show tunes"

Yeah, and he's filed to run for president!

[onthemoon]

Can I get hold of this worm and make someone gay? Maybe drop it in his drink?

[Scott]

32 minutes ago, onthemoon said:

Can I get hold of this worm and make someone gay? Maybe drop it in his drink?

I think the worm needs to be put some place else and if you can get it there, it's a good possibility he's already gay!

 

[steven2018]

I think the worm needs to be put some place else and if you can get it there, it's a good possibility he's already gay!
 

Maybe getting pregnant sitting on a public toilet has a whole new twist.

[bendejo]

So eating semen made the worms gay?

 

Kuwait?  Err, in that part of the world there are different, umm, situations where certain things that take place in private are not considered homosexual.  If they were, and homosexuality is illegal and punished by death, well, let's just say it would be a nation of women.  Or have a population of under 500.

 

 

Edited April 29, 2019 by bendejo

[onthemoon]

1 hour ago, Scott said:

I think the worm needs to be put some place else and if you can get it there, it's a good possibility he's already gay!

Darn it, I knew he was! Thanks for confirming my thoughts.

[Kieran00001]

On 4/29/2019 at 7:51 AM, bendejo said:

So eating semen made the worms gay?

 

Kuwait?  Err, in that part of the world there are different, umm, situations where certain things that take place in private are not considered homosexual.  If they were, and homosexuality is illegal and punished by death, well, let's just say it would be a nation of women.  Or have a population of under 500.

 

 

 

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