Popular Post Lemonlime Posted May 9, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted May 9, 2019 (edited) I saw one in a mall, however I dont know if foreigners can try it! Is it accurate? Edited May 9, 2019 by CharlieH Abbreviation replaced 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post RotBenz8888 Posted May 9, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted May 9, 2019 Bad news 100B Good news: 200B 2 13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post scorecard Posted May 9, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted May 9, 2019 Of course it's not accurate, how old are you? 4 1 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scorecard Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 What has 'foreigners' got to do with it? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VocalNeal Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 (edited) My sister-in-law will do it for you. People actually come to her house and pay her! Edited May 9, 2019 by VocalNeal 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Peterw42 Posted May 9, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted May 9, 2019 7 minutes ago, scorecard said: Of course it's not accurate, how old are you? Make enough predictions and one of them will end up being accurate. 5 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Peterw42 Posted May 9, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted May 9, 2019 2 minutes ago, VocalNeal said: My sister-in-law will do it for you. People actually come to here house and pay her! Do I need an appointment or will she already know I am coming ???? 3 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VocalNeal Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 Peter, You seem to be confusing fortune telling with clairvoyance. ???????????? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soalbundy Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 Yes but I am still not a millionaire. Strange occurrence once though, the missus insisted we get the car blessed at the temple, being used to obeying orders we did so. The monk blessing the car gave me a warning that a small accident would happen soon but nobody would be injured. That very morning I took the car to Honda's for a service, while driving on to their forecourt a security guard shut the sliding gate before I was fully through and dented the back wing. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post ezzra Posted May 9, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted May 9, 2019 (edited) I did... I took my troubles down to Madame Ruth You know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth She's got a pad down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine Selling little bottles of love potion number nine I told her that I was a flop with chics I've been this way since 1956 She looked at my palm and she made a magic sign She said "What you need is love potion number nine"... Edited May 9, 2019 by ezzra 3 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post scorecard Posted May 9, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted May 9, 2019 (edited) 26 minutes ago, Peterw42 said: Make enough predictions and one of them will end up being accurate. Yep,,,'it will rain in the next 2 years'. 200Baht please. A buddy's wife is obsessed with this stuff and with buying lottery tickets and with several totally ridiculous ideas about forecasting lucky lottery tickets. E.g. a monk told her years ago (for a fee) that she should add together the day and month (10, 10 - 10 Oct) for every member of the family oldest first and it's a guaranteed lucky number. She's been doing this for years 1,000 to 5,000Baht a month, never won 1Baht, and she's now frightened to stop because another monk told her (for a fee) if she stops serious bad luck will fall on the family with many bad accidents and many deaths. Now to cap that she refuses to go within 200Kms of the temple where the monk told her about bad luck if she stops buying tickets because another monk (for a fee) told her she has personal bad karma for that geographical location. So she now visits the temple of the last monk 2 or 3 times a week to make tambon to develop good karma. Another one - she calls the last monk on his mobile phone after she and hubby and kids are all in the car ready to go to the supermarket for the big monthly shop up (30kms there and 30 back) just before the car moves to check if today is a good karma day for her. And it has happened the monk says NO, so trip / shopping cancelled, try again 2 days later and the car has to washed twice a day to ward off bad karma . Edited May 9, 2019 by scorecard 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samsensam Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 all you need to know, and a good read too... https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/326931.A_Fortune_Teller_Told_Me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PatOngo Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 Here's some free advise from a master. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peterw42 Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 39 minutes ago, VocalNeal said: Peter, You seem to be confusing fortune telling with clairvoyance. ???????????? No confusion, both are claiming to know/predict the future Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackdd Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 1 hour ago, scorecard said: Of course it's not accurate, how old are you? Gender: Female Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post KittenKong Posted May 9, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted May 9, 2019 For farangs here the prediction is always "I predict that you will lose your fortune", and it's usually right. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BestB Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 Have tried it, she was spot on on 2 occasions but wrong on the third. However third occasion is not 100% over yet, so could still come true but with a delay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Somtamnication Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 Yes, and I saved a fortune by not going to them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simon43 Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 My Thai FIL is a 'small bit' fortune-teller. He especially would read the palms of bar-girls and get a hundred baht each time. That got me thinking. (This was yonks ago). Whenever I was in a beer bar, I would scrutinize the palm of a pretty girl. "Wow, are you a 'Mor Doo?' " was always the question. I would modestly reply in the affirmative and would intently stare at the lines on their hands and start talking about handsome boyfriends, fast cars and gold. The girl would fall for this every time and I'd offer to read their palm for a small 'favour'!! ???? It worked every time.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VocalNeal Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 As a lad the older guys in the garage would stare at my girlfriends face and ask if she was still a virgin. Apparently they reckoned they could tell just by looking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trd Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 Yep,,,'it will rain in the next 2 years'. 200Baht please. A buddy's wife is obsessed with this stuff and with buying lottery tickets and with several totally ridiculous ideas about forecasting lucky lottery tickets. E.g. a monk told her years ago (for a fee) that she should add together the day and month (10, 10 - 10 Oct) for every member of the family oldest first and it's a guaranteed lucky number. She's been doing this for years 1,000 to 5,000Baht a month, never won 1Baht, and she's now frightened to stop because another monk told her (for a fee) if she stops serious bad luck will fall on the family with many bad accidents and many deaths. Now to cap that she refuses to go within 200Kms of the temple where the monk told her about bad luck if she stops buying tickets because another monk (for a fee) told her she has personal bad karma for that geographical location. So she now visits the temple of the last monk 2 or 3 times a week to make tambon to develop good karma. Another one - she calls the last monk on his mobile phone after she and hubby and kids are all in the car ready to go to the supermarket for the big monthly shop up (30kms there and 30 back) just before the car moves to check if today is a good karma day for her. And it has happened the monk says NO, so trip / shopping cancelled, try again 2 days later and the car has to washed twice a day to ward off bad karma . Sounds like these two monks are working together. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Mavideol Posted May 9, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted May 9, 2019 saw one and she told me...if you want to make a fortune just do as I do, she took 100 baht!!!555 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Kwasaki Posted May 9, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted May 9, 2019 3 hours ago, VocalNeal said: My sister-in-law will do it for you. People actually come to her house and pay her! My wife can never find one that give the right lottery numbers in order. ???? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingstonkid Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 5 hours ago, ezzra said: I did... I took my troubles down to Madame Ruth You know that gypsy with the gold-capped tooth She's got a pad down on Thirty-Fourth and Vine Selling little bottles of love potion number nine I told her that I was a flop with chics I've been this way since 1956 She looked at my palm and she made a magic sign She said "What you need is love potion number nine"... Ezzra did she look like this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atyclb Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 8 hours ago, Lemonlime said: I saw one in a mall, however I dont know if foreigners can try it! Is it accurate? ROFLMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post IssanMichael Posted May 9, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted May 9, 2019 I went to one years ago, as soon as i sat down she started laughing most of the time, so i smacked her across the face. I was always told it was good to strike a happy medium. 2 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtf Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 My advice is: Don’t waste your money. My Thai wife has gone to three different ones and paid significant amounts of money and NONE of their predictions have come true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick501 Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 I predict in the near future you will lose a small amount of money. Please pay invoice of 2000B consultation fee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phredd Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 I suspect that, that Site is now selling your details it got from your computer for entering the Site. Good Luck with your Bank Accounts my friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55Jay Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 34 minutes ago, Kurtf said: My advice is: Don’t waste your money. My Thai wife has gone to three different ones and paid significant amounts of money and NONE of their predictions have come true. Were you expecting something different? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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