The Dot System Explained

[bluesofa]

3 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

How did you read that ? ( email ? ) , I edited it as soon as it appeared as it was indeed utter ( you know what !! ) .
Plus the fact that the mild expletive ( cunningly disguised ) was deleted !!
Can’t write anything nowadays !!
You used to be able to get away with , , , and !!

I'm just so perceptive.

[Andrew Dwyer]

I'm just so perceptive.

It would seem 7 dotters indeed have special powers ( 8 dotters are immortal of course !! ).

I will get there one day !!

[geronimo]

1 minute ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

It would seem 7 dotters indeed have special powers ( 8 dotters are immortal of course !! ).

I will get there one day !!

342 posts away ... dig in and grit your teeth

[bluesofa]

10 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

How did you read that ? ( email ? ) , I edited it as soon as it appeared as it was indeed utter ( you know what !! ) .
Plus the fact that the mild expletive ( cunningly disguised ) was deleted !!
Can’t write anything nowadays !!
You used to be able to get away with , , , and !!

You mean "tiresome utter <deleted>"? You need to use bullshit instead, that doesn't get auto-censored.

[ravip]

This definitely is a hyperactive thread about a dotty subject.

[bluesofa]

4 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

It would seem 7 dotters indeed have special powers ( 8 dotters are immortal of course !! ).
I will get there one day !!

Gained through intravenous absorption of Leo.

[Andrew Dwyer]

342 posts away ... dig in and grit your teeth

Another couple of threads on interesting and important topics should help me out ??

The price of cheese hasn’t been done for a while [emoji848]

[Andrew Dwyer]

You mean "tiresome utter "? You need to use bullshit instead, that doesn't get auto-censored.

Yes but I needed an “ S “ for POTUS !!
Using a 1 instead of an i doesn’t work anymore ☹️

[geronimo]

1 minute ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

Another couple of threads on interesting and important topics should help me out ??

The price of cheese hasn’t been done for a while

Start a thread called "She's not like the others, so I keep sending her money and I believe every word she says"  That ought to be good for 50 pages.

[bluesofa]

4 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

Another couple of threads on interesting and important topics should help me out ??
The price of cheese hasn’t been done for a while

You need to tread Caerphilly with that one.

[geronimo]

Just now, bluesofa said:

You need to tread Caerphilly with that one.

High class wit coming out here ....

[Andrew Dwyer]

You need to tread Caerphilly with that one.

Yup, I’m probably not Mature enough to pull it off !

[geronimo]

1 minute ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

Yup, I’m probably not Mature enough to pull it off !

I cheddar at the thought!

[Andrew Dwyer]

Start a thread called "She's not like the others, so I keep sending her money and I believe every word she says"  That ought to be good for 50 pages.

Or I could just stick to one liners on this one ??

[bluesofa]

2 minutes ago, geronimo said:

High class wit coming out here ....

I've been training to become a wit. I'm halfway there...

 

[geronimo]

1 minute ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

Or I could just stick to one liners on this one ??
 

do both, then your post count will soar ....

[geronimo]

2 minutes ago, bluesofa said:

I've been training to become a wit. I'm halfway there...

 

a dot short of a full complement ...... Come to think of it, you are perfect for taking over my role as POTY commentator, I shall put your name forward and that WILL boost your post count!

Edited July 25, 2019 by geronimo

[bluesofa]

3 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

Yup, I’m probably not Mature enough to pull it off !

That's not what I've heard according to all the girls.

[bluesofa]

5 minutes ago, geronimo said:

I cheddar at the thought!

Who am I to dis a Brie?

[geronimo]

Just now, bluesofa said:

Who am I to dis a Brie?

I'm lost for words .....

[bluesofa]

6 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

Or I could just stick to one liners on this one ??

Velcro - what a rip off.

Next.

[Andrew Dwyer]

That's not what I've heard according to all the girls.

I’ve not pulled it off yet but I’m trying !!

[bluesofa]

9 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

I’ve not pulled it off yet but I’m trying !!

Coming soon - to a cinema near you.

[Justgrazing]

5 hours ago, Bert got kinky said:

 

And the POTY was my last chance of fame.

I was going to nominate (and also second) myself for the DOTY this year but with only four dots I'm afraid that I fall at the first hurdle on this one.

 

Still, at least I am afforded the luxury of looking down my nose and sneering at the three or less dotted crowd.

 

Blimey brave move that Bert .. 

Last yrs prelim's and eliminators before the final field of runners and riders was brutal .. Not forgetting if you make the cut abuse , ridicule , character-questioning will pour like a torrent .. Personally an afternoon in the Colosseum trying to delay hungry lions from turning you into lunch might prove easier to live with .. 

[Justgrazing]

3 hours ago, geronimo said:

a dot short of a full complement ...... Come to think of it, you are perfect for taking over my role as POTY commentator, I shall put your name forward and that WILL boost your post count!

Whaaat Geronimo .. That revelation is worthy of a news article in its own right on TVF .. " popular commentator calls time on career as POTY commentator " .. 

The flock will be disappointed G they've come to like you're commentary and last year the lambs were allowed to stay up late to watch it come thru' live on their Larry the Lamb tablet .. This will not go down well .. 

'Sofa I concur would make a good choice to take over the Peter 'O Sullivan perch but if there is any scrutiny of background and character then there is some " interesting " previous on him out there that may or may not need some explaining were it to find its  way into the public domain .. And I'm not confirming that these include photo's involving scantily clad women and 3 piece settee's .. I'm not saying that at all .. 

[geronimo]

22 minutes ago, Justgrazing said:

Whaaat Geronimo .. That revelation is worthy of a news article in its own right on TVF .. " popular commentator calls time on career as POTY commentator " .. 

The flock will be disappointed G they've come to like you're commentary and last year the lambs were allowed to stay up late to watch it come thru' live on their Larry the Lamb tablet .. This will not go down well .. 

'Sofa I concur would make a good choice to take over the Peter 'O Sullivan perch but if there is any scrutiny of background and character then there is some " interesting " previous on him out there that may or may not need some explaining were it to find its  way into the public domain .. And I'm not confirming that these include photo's involving scantily clad women and 3 piece settee's .. I'm not saying that at all .. 

The main reason for me hanging up my microphone (only for one year) is a deep seated desire to actually compete in the POTY, and should I also be the commentator, I fear a conflict of interest is sure to manifest itself.

[colinneil]

20 minutes ago, geronimo said:

The main reason for me hanging up my microphone (only for one year) is a deep seated desire to actually compete in the POTY, and should I also be the commentator, I fear a conflict of interest is sure to manifest itself.

Geronimo ole lad, before you can compete, you have to be nominated by another member.

Now if you want me to consider doing that...... COUGH..COUGH how much.

[geronimo]

15 minutes ago, colinneil said:

Geronimo ole lad, before you can compete, you have to be nominated by another member.

Now if you want me to consider doing that...... COUGH..COUGH how much.

The usual brown envelelope then?

[DAN0]

i almost took this seriously ???? 

[chickenslegs]

13 hours ago, bluesofa said:

You need to tread Caerphilly with that one.

A well Krafted reply.