Im a Nasty Disgusting Right Wing Deplorable who Dresses in a Chicken Suit but Likes Stupid girly football

[Nyezhov]

Port had its makeup game last night against Khorat, the last game I tried to go was just washed out and it was a good game. I wish I knew what the name of the rocking fight song that they play is, Id put it on my phone and listen to it on the train, but I probably shouldnt because when I sweat and am wearing a *shameless plug* white Columbia Tainami II shirt it turns sort of transluscent so I would be in the corner just solostoner jammin to some Thai rock tune and and and well my manboobs would be jiggliing through the diaphonous material offending all those cute Thai girls who, as well all know, are totally available via a mere look from a FARANG, with me its an insult I guess "eeewwwww look at the farang twitchin in the corner, hes bigger titties than you Pim", but I digress.....

 

So the football was pretty good, there were goals and lots of pushing and shoving and a red card, and dudes rolling around in agony after tripping over a grass blade, unlike in a real mans sport like Hockey, where some dude takes a 90mph puck in the face, spits on teeth and blood, and then keeps skating....Port won so like they can be the title winners maybe on like the last day of the season when they play up in...

 

Buriram. I havent been to Burriram in years and my last trip there was faaaaar more testosterone ridden that would be in my prostate swollen case today.... anybody got a favorite hotel thats less than $50 a night yet still offers the type of luxury a sophisticated and sensitive dude like me needs. Easy to get around up there then? Where is the stadium at?

 

So after the game I wandered for some reason over to the Klong Toey MRT, proabably becasue I was baked and was just wandering around those sky bridges at the Rama III/Sunthon Kosa bizarre intersection and I was noticing (why I havent noticed before) that there are giant pillars going up  Rama III and they are tearing up the middle of the street and all the way down Sunthon Kosa, is their some type of skytrain line going through there, or is a flyover @Crossy? So I wended my way to PK with a stop here and a stop there, then I went to the W District and was psychologically overwhelmed with the millenialdigitalnomadschoolteachertouristngo farangness of the whole area, I mean, blonde chicks in elephant pants with beer towers? Heavens. Maybe I need to put on my Bad Orange Man Tshirt I bought. But the pizza at Who Pizza is fab (real NY Pizza, not that goormet Euro <deleted> in lower Suk) so I snagged a piece and watched youth posture in various mating modes.

 

And thats my trip report. I guess i need to go through the pics, I was blasting them at 30fps..clickclickclickclickclick...vroom

 

 

Edited September 28, 2019 by Nyezhov

[Chazar]

i forgive u....next

[Nyezhov]

2 minutes ago, Chazar said:

i forgive u....next

Forgive me? What are you, my Priest? ????

Edited September 28, 2019 by Nyezhov

[soalbundy]

Pattaya needs you.....I think.

[Chazar]

3 minutes ago, Nyezhov said:

Forgive me? What are you, my Priest? ????

are  u   callin me a  paedo??

[Nyezhov]

Just now, Chazar said:

are  u   callin me a  paedo??

OK my Rabbi then

[Chazar]

Just now, Nyezhov said:

OK my Rabbi then

ok  slightly  better although i  still feel  insulted????????

Edited September 28, 2019 by Chazar

[Nyezhov]

2 minutes ago, soalbundy said:

Pattaya needs you.....I think.

what problem will that solve? Whats the fight song at PAT stadium, dont you know?

[Jip99]

For 20th October Agoda are still offering Hop Inn for the budget conscious @ 600 Baht; for a more ostentatious stay you can't go wrong with Best Western @ 1,062 Baht - or spoil yourself in deluxe for 1.232 Baht. 

 

Neither are close to the i-Mobile stadium but the Amari Buriram United has long since sold out.

[Nyezhov]

Just now, Jip99 said:

 

 

Neither are close to the i-Mobile stadium but the Amari Buriram United has long since sold out.

what? Sold out? I can alwys just walk in down here and get a ticket, what kind of BS is this, sold out? Where do I see a scalper then? If I wear my Port jersey, will the Buriram fans beat me to death with sticks to the point that my child will not recognize the bundle of bloody flesh that was once a man?

 

I dont listen to the words, sold out. This needs to be worked on.

[Chazar]

1 minute ago, Nyezhov said:

will the Buriram fans beat me to death with sticks to the point that my child will not recognize the bundle of bloody flesh that was once a man?

hopefully, before the end of  this thread????

[Jip99]

Tickets you can get...................a room at the Amari you can't.

[Nyezhov]

2 minutes ago, Jip99 said:

Tickets you can get...................a room at the Amari you can't.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. The Amari you say? Isnt there any fancy hotels near the stadium. But maybe I should be near the...."nightlife", I can cab it to the pitch, yes?

[Jip99]

7 minutes ago, Nyezhov said:

what? Sold out? I can alwys just walk in down here and get a ticket, what kind of BS is this, sold out? Where do I see a scalper then? If I wear my Port jersey, will the Buriram fans beat me to death with sticks to the point that my child will not recognize the bundle of bloody flesh that was once a man?

 

I dont listen to the words, sold out. This needs to be worked on.

 

 

They are an amiable bunch in Buriram - even those with an affinity to Stamford Bridge.

 

I heard that a good relationship exists between Buriram and Port fans  -  if you are looking for a scrap you will have more chance wearing Muang Thong Utd shirt.

[Jip99]

Just now, Nyezhov said:

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. The Amari you say? Isnt there any fancy hotels near the stadium. But maybe I should be near the...."nightlife", I can cab it to the pitch, yes?

 

 

I think Grab have been run out of town but a motocy taxi is never far away.

 

 

A word of advice - avoid the Chang bar just outside the ground - last time I never made it inside the ground.

[Jip99]

3 minutes ago, Nyezhov said:

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. The Amari you say? Isnt there any fancy hotels near the stadium. But maybe I should be near the...."nightlife", I can cab it to the pitch, yes?

 

 

Some short-time rooms in "Mucky Street".

 

 

Contact Thai Visa Poster of the Year, Colin,  for more details of that area - I believe he has previous. ????

[brokenbone]

any catholic that doesnt have easy access

to a church & priest can confess here on tvf,

not that many catholic churches around anyway

[Jip99]

Just now, brokenbone said:

any catholic that doesnt have easy access

to a church & priest can confess here on tvf,

not that many catholic churches around anyway

 

 

Fortunately for the OP there is one 44km down the road from Buriram..........

[PatOngo]

Entertaining. ????

[Nyezhov]

Just now, PatOngo said:

Entertaining. ????

In other words, you cant answer the questions! Damn! ????

[PatOngo]

1 minute ago, Nyezhov said:

In other words, you cant answer the questions! Damn! ????

Sorry, can't answer those but I'm sure you will get to the bottom of it all. Please keep us posted.

[Andrew Dwyer]

Wearing a Milwall shirt should get you all the respect you deserve !!

[Crossy]

45 minutes ago, Nyezhov said:

that there are giant pillars going up  Rama III and they are tearing up the middle of the street and all the way down Sunthon Kosa, is their some type of skytrain line going through there, or is a flyover @Crossy?

 

Not sure exactly where you are, but that could be the Yellow Line (monorail).

 

[Nyezhov]

2 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

Wearing a Milwall shirt should get you all the respect you deserve !!

I wish I had one. I need someone to get me one in Blighty, size 2xl ????

[PatOngo]

47 minutes ago, Nyezhov said:

30fps..clickclickclickclickclick...vroom

I'd love to see some of your work from time to time.

[Nyezhov]

1 minute ago, Crossy said:

 

Not sure exactly where you are, but that could be the Yellow Line (monorail).

 

the 3 or 4 way where Sunthon Kosa meets Rama III. One long block south of Rama III and IV intersection. From the intersection of Rama III ands Sunthon, you walk north to Rama IV then Queen Sirikit is about 300M from there. Or Khlong Toey MRT walk north to Rama IV and chuck a left, about 500 meters.

[NCC1701A]

53 minutes ago, Nyezhov said:

titties

i got this part. could you go over the rest again please.

[Andrew Dwyer]

I wish I had one. I need someone to get me one in Blighty, size 2xl [emoji846]

Do I sense a subtle hint, subtlety being one of your many attributes [emoji848]

[madmitch]

OP, I do wonder why you've adopted Millwall, of all teams. Does no one like you? Do you care?

[Nyezhov]

19 minutes ago, PatOngo said:

I'd love to see some of your work from time to time.

Its a rough game. Not ????

Im not a good sports photog, I should really be packing a 800mm FF instead of a M43 200 (400 eqiv). But then again I dont have to walk around with that lenspig on my back. Screw that.