Im a Nasty Disgusting Right Wing Deplorable who Dresses in a Chicken Suit but Likes Stupid girly football

[Nyezhov]

17 minutes ago, NCC1701A said:

i got this part. could you go over the rest again please.

That was just for you, Uncle

[Nyezhov]

18 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

Do I sense a subtle hint, subtlety being one of your many attributes

Dont know anyone going to Blighty then ????

 Do they sell Millwall jerseys at Heathrow? 

Edited September 28, 2019 by Nyezhov

[Nyezhov]

12 minutes ago, madmitch said:

Does no one like you? Do you care?

No and No.

[Andrew Dwyer]

Dont know anyone going to Blighty then [emoji846]
 Do they sell Millwall jerseys at Heathrow? 

I don’t think they even sell them at The Den souvenir shop !!

[CharlieH]

8 minutes ago, Nyezhov said:

Dont know anyone going to Blighty then ????

 Do they sell Millwall jerseys at Heathrow? 

How about this ???

 

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Millwall-Lions-Football-Shirt-X-LARGE/dp/B07RLG1RKT/ref=sr_1_7?keywords=Millwall+shirt&qid=1569635450&s=shoes&sr=8-7

[Lacessit]

If you have cable, watch some real football today - the AFL Grand Final played at the MCG. None of the girly stuff with feet and heads, no players wearing padding and helmets because we don't have civilian snipers in Oz. Just skill in the air and on the ground with a pointy ball. On about 3 hours from now.

The only disaster we have had at the opening ceremony was when MeatLoaf sang.

You can find hotels costing 500 - 700 baht a night in Buriram, clean, aircon, big bed. Hire a tuk-tuk, cruise up and down the sois. Look for signs saying "Hotel"

[Nyezhov]

1 minute ago, CharlieH said:

How about this ???

 

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Millwall-Lions-Football-Shirt-X-LARGE/dp/B07RLG1RKT/ref=sr_1_7?keywords=Millwall+shirt&qid=1569635450&s=shoes&sr=8-7

Oh dude they have Millwall Ball caps! I have to wear a hat most of the time to cover my bald spot. Only 13 quid. Thats nothing these days, right? Like 100 baht?

[Nyezhov]

6 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

If you have cable, watch some real football today - the AFL Grand Final played at the MCG. None of the girly stuff with feet and heads, no players wearing padding and helmets because we don't have civilian snipers in Oz. Just skill in the air and on the ground with a pointy ball. On about 3 hours from now.

The only disaster we have had at the opening ceremony was when MeatLoaf sang.

You can find hotels costing 500 - 700 baht a night in Buriram, clean, aircon, big bed. Hire a tuk-tuk, cruise up and down the sois. Look for signs saying "Hotel"

Oh hi its you. Still singing the praises of a sport that barely registers on the scale of world wide popularity then? Australian Football? More folks watch Mpwunga, you know, that game they play among tribesmen in New Caledonia where the object is to use a hardened gourd covering ones penis as a club to beat a marmot to death. More cheers for that as opposed to watching some sweaty muscleozzies roll around all over each other. Sort of like those barracks in the Outback, yes? 

 

By the way, are those Hotel signs in English or in Thai?

[poohy]

It seems some ones been on the "Medical marijuana"  

Anyway back to the topic if there is a topic  Ms Greta Thunderthighs and global destruction etc ,please take a back seat its something far more important ........ Wolves V Watford today

[poohy]

21 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

I don’t think they even sell them at The Den souvenir shop !!

They cant even give them away!

[PatOngo]

30 minutes ago, Nyezhov said:

Its a rough game. Not ????

Im not a good sports photog, I should really be packing a 800mm FF instead of a M43 200 (400 eqiv). But then again I dont have to walk around with that lenspig on my back. Screw that. 

Nikon 600mm F4 is a good sports lens or Canon equivalent. Nice action.

[Nyezhov]

16 minutes ago, poohy said:

They cant even give them away!

At least our logo looks like a real critter as opposed to a cartoon radiation sign

[thaibeachlovers]

Is someone trying to get the TVF prize for the most pointless thread ever?

Wasted 5 minutes of my life trying to work out what the OP was about.

[Nyezhov]

15 minutes ago, PatOngo said:

Nikon 600mm F4 is a good sports lens or Canon equivalent. Nice action.

Yeah but they are just so big and heavy. I can roll all day with my G9 and two lenses without shaking a stick. All fits right in my day pack. Thanks!

[Nyezhov]

Just now, thaibeachlovers said:

Is someone trying to get the TVF prize for the most pointless thread ever?

Wasted 5 minutes of my life trying to work out what the OP was about.

Naw dude, its never a waste of time to think about me. Consider yourself now on a higher plane.

 

I really want to go out and camera schmooze but it is smoggier than all hell out there so I guess its pool, post, smoke and nap day.

[Lacessit]

21 minutes ago, Nyezhov said:

Oh hi its you. Still singing the praises of a sport that barely registers on the scale of world wide popularity then? Australian Football? More folks watch Mpwunga, you know, that game they play among tribesmen in New Caledonia where the object is to use a hardened gourd covering ones penis as a club to beat a marmot to death. More cheers for that as opposed to watching some sweaty muscleozzies roll around all over each other. Sort of like those barracks in the Outback, yes? 

 

By the way, are those Hotel signs in English or in Thai?

It's quite comforting to know I can rely on you for entertaining, albeit unhinged diatribes. Brightens my day, thank you.

Aussie Rules to football is a bit like Thai women for sex. You don't know how good it can be until you try.

The signs are in English. If they had been in Thai, that is how I would have typed them.

You go into the establishment, and ask the price for a night. If acceptable, you then ask to see a room. You check the room for mosquitoes and cleanliness, bed for comfort, ensure the toilet flushes. Switch on the aircon to check it has been regassed sometime this century. I usually reject about 75% of what's on offer.

Now excuse me, the opening ceremony is starting shortly and I have no more time for badinage or life lessons.

 

 

[fruitman]

2 hours ago, Nyezhov said:

unlike in a real mans sport like Hockey, where some dude takes a 90mph puck in the face, spits on teeth and blood, and then keeps skating

Now that's quite funny! During winter when there's ice on the fields we even don't play hockey! 

[PatOngo]

1 hour ago, Nyezhov said:

No and No.

Don't worry about the critics, your cool!

[Nyezhov]

32 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

You go into the establishment, and ask the price for a night. If acceptable, you then ask to see a room. You check the room for mosquitoes and cleanliness, bed for comfort, ensure the toilet flushes. Switch on the aircon to check it has been regassed sometime this century. I usually reject about 75% of what's on offer.

Wait, before you go stare aimlessly at nothing, which Im sure is just like being home and counting the roos among your girlfri...I mean sheep.....Can you negotiate? If the toilet doesnt flush can you ask for a bucket and a discount?

[poohy]

1 hour ago, Nyezhov said:

At least our logo looks like a real critter as opposed to a cartoon radiation sign

You are being mean now... i am going to tell my mom

Probably about 40 years ago i went to the Den with the Wolves a most entertaining afternoon i believe there was even a football match there

[colinneil]

4 hours ago, Jip99 said:

 

 

Some short-time rooms in "Mucky Street".

 

 

Contact Thai Visa Poster of the Year, Colin,  for more details of that area - I believe he has previous. ????

Thats where i met you.????????????????????????

[Lacessit]

5 hours ago, Nyezhov said:

Wait, before you go stare aimlessly at nothing, which Im sure is just like being home and counting the roos among your girlfri...I mean sheep.....Can you negotiate? If the toilet doesnt flush can you ask for a bucket and a discount?

You don't negotiate for a 500 baht room. That would be insulting to the proprietor. If the toilet doesn't flush, I walk away.

If you are that skint for money, there's always room inside the dumpsters you seem to be so fond of. No, I am not providing you with a dumpster guide in Buriram. Free life lessons only go so far.

i'll ignore the reference to GF's and sheep. I'm disappointed you are becoming repetitive on that score. Stick with unpredictable.

[Nyezhov]

3 hours ago, colinneil said:

Thats where i met you.????????????????????????

Ouch. Thats harsh.

 

Do tell ????????????????????????

[Nyezhov]

15 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

You don't negotiate for a 500 baht room. That would be insulting to the proprietor. If the toilet doesn't flush, I walk away.

If you are that skint for money, there's always room inside the dumpsters you seem to be so fond of. No, I am not providing you with a dumpster guide in Buriram. Free life lessons only go so far.

i'll ignore the reference to GF's and sheep. I'm disappointed you are becoming repetitive on that score. Stick with unpredictable.

Its hard, but I could have predicted you would have a dumpster guide in Boolilam. Mans got to eat when his gf aint cooking for him, neh? Give the dumpster jokes a rest dude, I dont sleep in them, I only <deleted> behind them.

 

And whats the problem with sheep? Hell your wellies are designed to hold them fast. Its the defining national characteristic of you sons of the gaol, sheep shagging. You constantly remind the Brits of their national flaws (too numerous to count)....what, because you tell the sheep you love them that makes you less of a pervert?

 

I hear that every time Johnny Turk wanted a cease fire in Gallipoli, he just turned loose a flock.

Edited September 28, 2019 by Nyezhov

[Lacessit]

9 minutes ago, Nyezhov said:

Its hard, but I could have predicted you would have a dumpster guide in Boolilam. Mans got to eat when his gf aint cooking for him, neh? Give the dumpster jokes a rest dude, I dont sleep in them, I only <deleted> behind them.

 

And whats the problem with sheep? Hell your wellies are designed to hold them fast. Its the defining national characteristic of you sons of the gaol, sheep shagging. You constantly remind the Brits of their national flaws (too numerous to count)....what, because you tell the sheep you love them that makes you less of a pervert?

 

I hear that every time Johnny Turk wanted a cease fire in Gallipoli, he just turned loose a flock.

No no no. You are confusing us Aussies with Kiwis. Listen up. Sheep in unzed are on moist green pastures. They get footrot, which makes it easy for the Kiwis to catch them. That's why they wear wellies, it's wet. You don't wear wellies in Oz, you wear hob-nailed boots. Australia is arid, geddit?

Sheep in Australia have fleece festooned with bindi eyes and Bathurst burrs. You would do your wedding tackle a serious injury if you attempted congress with them, not to mention the maggots that would be feasting on you if you got a fly-blown one.

I understand Johnny Turk was too busy with his goats behind the lines to be turning sheep loose on us.

[Nyezhov]

11 minutes ago, Lacessit said:

Sheep in Australia have fleece festooned with bindi eyes and Bathurst burrs. You would do your wedding tackle a serious injury if you attempted congress with them, not to mention the maggots that would be feasting on you if you got a fly-blown one.

Thanks dude I was just about to go out and have me some lamb chops. Not anymore.

 

I dont feel like paying for beef then, got any hot sexy cattle stories from your arid lands? Artificial insemination? Brahma porn. Make that Wagyu even more unwanted.

[Lacessit]

1 hour ago, Nyezhov said:

Thanks dude I was just about to go out and have me some lamb chops. Not anymore.

 

I dont feel like paying for beef then, got any hot sexy cattle stories from your arid lands? Artificial insemination? Brahma porn. Make that Wagyu even more unwanted.

Most of the lamb comes from unzed. So you might get a bit of Kiwi DNA. Most sheep in Australia are grown for wool. I can see it's an eternal task educating you on what lies outside the boundaries of the USA. I know how Sisyphus feels.

You have not really lived until you have eaten Gippsland eye fillet beef. So tender, it can be cut with a fork. We feed the cattle real grass, not those indescribable pellets used in the Kansas feedlots.

Edited September 28, 2019 by Lacessit