Iq

[Axel]

Read so much tonight about IQ. So let's make a quiz.

What is it? Is green, has two legs and an IQ of 1?

a) Should be clear, a customs officers at the border of ......* (Insert your favorite country)

But what is it? Is green and brown, has together 6 legs and a consolidated IQ of

101?

Should be clear by now, the fellow under a) above, together with his sniffing dog.

[Dutchy]

Read so much tonight about IQ. So let's make a quiz.

What is it? Is green, has two legs and an IQ of 1?

a) Should be clear, a customs officers at the border of ......* (Insert your favorite country)

But what is it? Is green and brown, has together 6 legs and a consolidated IQ of

101?

Should be clear by now, the fellow under a) above, together with his sniffing dog.

Hi Axel,

No offense but in which country do the police and custom officials wear green..?

I guess you know the answer!

Dutchy

[Axel]

Dutchy

No offense seen. If I slam, I also can take a hit.

BTW, the correct reply is ......(no I don't name the country) with a German shepard-dog.

[Richard Hall]

Wow, German shepherds feature an IQ of 100 - no wonder that I always lost when playing chess with them.

Also thanks for the hint that some cops and customs officiers wear green uniforms. I always felt kind of ashamed getting checked by a talking plant or bush when I was still living in my former home country. Now this thread eventually sheds some light on the real thing. Thanks for makin' my day.

[Nat]

The following is my favourite indicator of intelligence :

A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a party. His hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease.

"Would you mind telling me, Doctor", she asked, "how you detect whether or not an individual is mentally challenged who appears to be completely normal?"

"Nothing is easier," he replied. "You ask them a simple question which everyone should answer with no trouble. If they hesitate, that puts you on the track."

"What sort of question?"

"Well, you might ask them, 'Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?'"

The woman thought a moment, then said with a nervous laugh, "You wouldn't happen to have another example, would you? I must confess I don't know much about history."