Sneak in Mc Duff

Gottya tlw.

Sneak in Mc Duff

Gottya tlw.

I don't think so McMuff

tlw muffle

That's duffel to you, I'm a proud.

Anorak tlw.

I'm bored

I want a job

I'm so bored that I'm posting here

I'm bored

I want a job

I'm so bored that I'm posting here

Boss Hog is never bored?

I'm bored

I want a job

I'm so bored that I'm posting here

Get a job. http://jobsearch.monster.co.uk/

No job

Stick to beer....it is the.........

Answer tlw.

...to which question?

i love the advice - i should just get pissed up instead of working!

Work, the curse of the drinking classes.

Drinking classes, my favourite times at college.

Work, the curse of the drinking classes.

Drinking classes, my favourite times at college.

The only class most of you guys will ever have

tlw snobbery

CB

Someone has been putting those funny seeds in his trill again.

Someone has been putting those funny seeds in his trill again.

I remember that from when it was discovered that trill had marijuana seed in it.

Ian Gillan said that about Ronny James Dio when Dio front lined Deep Purple - Gillan said "he (Dio) looks like a demented budgie that's overdosed on Trill"

tlw (on rock singers) GILLAN

An obvious side swerve to hide an addiction for the old seeds eh.........

transparency tlw.

An obvious side swerve to hide an addiction for the old seeds eh.........

transparency tlw.

Crows don't eat seed you lupine lapdog. We eat the tender bits of animals.

Never noticed what big eyes you have.

tlw tasty

All the better for seeing your little pecker.

Sweetmeat tlw.

All the better for seeing your little pecker.

Sweetmeat tlw.

You coming out of the closet, fang face? My pecker is plenty big enough to take out your eye - as the bishop said to the actress.

tlw aglance

This rivalry for the tlw word must end. As two obvious gentlemen ( well until you joined the dark side, pecker breath ) we should call a truce. You just take a well earned rest for a week or three and leave tlw to me.

Peace tlw.

This rivalry for the tlw word must end. As two obvious gentlemen ( well until you joined the dark side, pecker breath ) we should call a truce. You just take a well earned rest for a week or three and leave tlw to me.

Peace tlw.

That is a good idea my friend and furry companion. I must admit my concern, already Jet Gorgon has been complaining in another thread how we have apparently blocked access to the last word and taken it over for our own use.

Dark side? I am already black, how dark do you want me to be?

tlw anthracite

CB

Fulfilling my arbitration role and to avoid conflict I will take possession of it now.

Possession tlw.

A woman

Scorned tlw.

deluded little bitches

deluded little bitches

tlw hazardous

deluded little bitches

tlw hazardous

Delusion is Fun?

Patients with schizophrenia have described being controlled by and entwined with the Internet, and others have perceived themselves to be characters in a film, with life played out for the cameras. We have found no report of a computer game as the basis for a delusion.

A young man was admitted from prison to a psychiatric facility after reports that he had been acting in a bizarre manner. He had been arrested for stealing motor vehicles and assaults with weapons. At interview he was found to be experiencing the delusion that he was a player inside a computer game (adult-certificate game, widely available) in which points are scored for stealing cars, killing assailants and avoiding police vehicles. Psychotic symptoms had emerged slowly over two years. His family had noticed him becoming increasingly withdrawn and isolated from social activities. He developed delusions that strangers were planning to kill him and also experienced auditory hallucinations, constantly hearing an abusive and derogatory voice. Previously a computer enthusiast, he began to play computer games incessantly. He felt that the games were communicating with him via the headphones. In a complex delusional system he came to believe he was inside one of these games and had to steal a car to start scoring points. He broke into a car and drove off at speed, believing he had `invulnerable' fuel and so could not run out of petrol. To gain points he chose to steal increasingly powerful vehicles, threatening and assaulting the owners with weapons. Later he said he would have had no regrets if he had killed someone, since this would have increased his score.

After arrest and while in prison he continued to believe he was in the game, despite initial medication. When he was admitted to hospital six weeks later, part of ward management was to deny him access to computer games. Nothing abnormal was found on physical examination, blood investigations, drug screen, electroencephalography or a computed tomographic brain scan. Paranoid schizophrenia was diagnosed and he responded well to further treatment with antipsychotic medication.

that's the longest last word post that I ever saw - can't say read cos it looked so bloody boring!

that's the longest last word post that I ever saw - can't say read cos it looked so bloody boring!

Thats your delusion, play the game! B@tch!

Anyways should you not be down the Jobcentre or are you deluded that posting on here will gain you employment?

that's the longest last word post that I ever saw - can't say read cos it looked so bloody boring!

Thats your delusion, play the game! B@tch!

Reality is for people who can't handle drugs

tlw illusion

that's the longest last word post that I ever saw - can't say read cos it looked so bloody boring!

Thats your delusion, play the game! B@tch!

Anyways should you not be down the Jobcentre or are you deluded that posting on here will gain you employment?

sigh! It's all computers these days - I can search through and apply for all of the current jobs from the confort of my armchair. It could come in handy when you are looking for your next cleaning job!

that's the longest last word post that I ever saw - can't say read cos it looked so bloody boring!

Thats your delusion, play the game! B@tch!

Anyways should you not be down the Jobcentre or are you deluded that posting on here will gain you employment?

sigh! It's all computers these days - I can search through and apply for all of the current jobs from the confort of my armchair. It could come in handy when you are looking for your next cleaning job!

You know me so well. My lil pinny and duster....

isn't there a katoey thread for that sort of thing?