Have you woke up yet ?

Wonder TLW.

Hours ago but been busy

tlw alert

felling. Tiggy.

Felling trees.

Lumberjack tlw

Tim berrrrrrrrr

tlw

This threads becoming wooden ( TLW )

This threads becoming wooden ( TLW )

Cellulose fibre in fact.

Weaving tlw

You wouldn't need to weave if you were in the clique.

Nah nah na na na.

Childish TLW.

felling. Tiggy.

Seen as it's been repeated 96 times in Bedlam so far - I'm felling very well, thank you.

Baskets!

Felling ( 97 ) TLW.

Repeats!

Only Fools and Horses.

( my favourite repeat )

classic tlw.

a ducks quack does not echo

tlw amazing but utterly useless facts

Sorry, but it does.

Myth ....... tlw

Dammit there goes another "dumb thing to know in a pub"

Hmmm where's the elastic tiedowns to put Granny up on the roofracks?

tlw urban myths

Which clique have you joined CB ?

Question TLW

I like the one about everyone swallows around twelve spiders every year in their sleep.

Got Tutsi good style with that, had his skin crawling for hours.

Cracker ....... tlw

There is one on utube now which shows a pork chop being covered in coke ( the drink boys, the drink ).

Some hours later worms and maggots are seen crawling out of the meat. The claim is the nasties are in every piece of pork.

Yummy TLW

Which clique have you joined CB ?

Question TLW

I belong to the Groucho Marx shool of thought on cliques and clubs "I wouldn't want to be a member of any clique (club) that would have me"

tlw club

No snogging Hefferlumps for you then !!!!

Its nearly beer o clock and the weekend is upon us!!

Hoorah! TLW

There is one on utube now which shows a pork chop being covered in coke ( the drink boys, the drink ).

Some hours later worms and maggots are seen crawling out of the meat. The claim is the nasties are in every piece of pork.

Yummy TLW

Better cook it properly.

Crackling.

Its nearly beer o clock and the weekend is upon us!!

Hoorah! TLW

That it is

tlw beer

Its nearly two o'clock. beer is good

agreement

I just got back and it is 1:33am by my computer clock so beer has been good

tlw beer o'clock

Any time is Tiffin time!

If hangovers ever become an olympic event, I will be able to represent Britain !!!!

Misery TLW.

If hangovers ever become an olympic event, I will be able to represent Britain !!!!

Misery TLW.

Gold medel?

Victory

Tiggy wins

Again TLW.

Any time is Tiffin time!

Ahh but Tiffin is something a bit different. Tiffin is a term from the days of the British Raj. During the hottest part of the day the practice was to move into the cool of the indoors and have tea and small cakes then have a nap - a civilised siesta. It became synonymous with have a bonk in the afternoon and remains a popular past time - especially in the crows own nest

tlw rumpy pumpy

Tonight the last word is sadness.