Tonight the last word is sadness.

And Joy!!!

Tonight the last word is sadness.

Why's that mate - I had a great Sunday. Got morno's, then Tiffin, and Evening Special. Went out - watched the Moto GP (great race), had a few beers (too many) am home and logged onto TV. What more could you want than that?

tlw content

CB

Happy is as happy does!

Just watched the Phuket coverage when posted............not a fat lot of joy.

disaster TLW.

Just watched the Phuket coverage when posted............not a fat lot of joy.

disaster TLW.

Ah yes of course

tlw rememberance

Shock!

Shock!

Taser.

Just trying to lighten it up a little bit.... there are places for remembrance and I'm sure that we all have feelings when an incident happens, however this thread isn't the right place to express them, there are many other better places... this is The Last Word.... unsullied by the outside world, impervious to events of the day.... let's try to keep it that way.

Solidarity ...... tlw.

Ridgidity!

Agreed; time for a stiff upper .....Lip TLW

And a glass of Pimms watching a game of croquet on the lawn.

Upper class tlw

Yes !!!

Lifted pinkies.

Twits TLW.

Yes !!!

Lifted pinkies.

Twits TLW.

Lifted pinkies really does sound like a euphemism!

Euphemism

I remember the map of the world at school and it had coloured in pink (no idea why it was pink) the bits that belonged to the British Empire. Most of it was formed into an empire under Victoria's reign so does that make it her pink bits?

tlw Victorian era

Any reference to HM Victoria's pink bits is deemed inappropriate.

Not amused tlw

She had Mr Brown's bits.

Lucky TLW.

She had Mr Brown's bits.

Didn't she get a regular serving of Berties Best Bits"?

Lucky TLW.

You call that lucky? Have you actually seen a painting of the old bat?

tlw hidious

Yes !!!

Lifted pinkies.

Twits TLW.

Or stiff little fingers.

Invaders ...... tlw

Yes !!!

Lifted pinkies.

Twits TLW.

Or stiff little fingers.

Invaders ...... tlw

If this one invaded it would put some colour in your cheeks

tlw digitalis

CB

Nail clippers, please............................. nail clippers ( tlw)

...and KY.

(no, not kayo, KY!)

Lube!

At a set of spreaders

tlw proctology

Ugh!

Does 'ugh' qualify as TLW?

Ugh!

Does 'ugh' qualify as TLW?

No it doesn't so despite agreeing with your sentiments I must take back the last word as it is rightfully mine to own.

CB

Bugger! Ooops, bugger probably doesn't qualify either!

If this is an attempt by tiggy to start a break away clique based on buggery, I vote CB as "ring-leader ".

Bandit TLW

CB will be asking all potential " Members " the following;

What's the difference between Colin McRae and Elton John............................................................................

....

Colin only had four people go down on his chopper.

Selection TLW.

Bugger! Ooops, bugger probably doesn't qualify either!

Actually I view this forum as having the same criteria as scrabble - if the word can be found in a general standard version of an English dictionary or even and American one then it is acceptable.

Consequently we have had the last word use the myriad of words meaning faeces ranging from poo to shit all of which are acceptable. I just don't think Urgh qualifies as a word.

tlw lexicography

CB

CB will be asking all potential " Members " the following;

What's the difference between Colin McRae and Elton John............................................................................

....

Colin only had four people go down on his chopper.

Selection TLW.

Oh you are naughty, good joke though!

Chopper.

Bugger! Ooops, bugger probably doesn't qualify either!

Actually I view this forum as having the same criteria as scrabble - if the word can be found in a general standard version of an English dictionary or even and American one then it is acceptable.

Consequently we have had the last word use the myriad of words meaning faeces ranging from poo to shit all of which are acceptable. I just don't think Urgh qualifies as a word.

tlw lexicography

CB

I didn't say 'URGH', I said 'UGH'! However, having reconsidered and in view of suiging's comments above, I think we need to have a full and comprehensive system of rules and regulations for TLW thred. And I nonimate CB for the position - he can of course just say 'eff off'!

Chopper

Bugger! Ooops, bugger probably doesn't qualify either!

Actually I view this forum as having the same criteria as scrabble - if the word can be found in a general standard version of an English dictionary or even and American one then it is acceptable.

Consequently we have had the last word use the myriad of words meaning faeces ranging from poo to shit all of which are acceptable. I just don't think Urgh qualifies as a word.

tlw lexicography

CB

I didn't say 'URGH', I said 'UGH'! However, having reconsidered and in view of suiging's comments above, I think we need to have a full and comprehensive system of rules and regulations for TLW thred. And I nonimate CB for the position - he can of course just say 'eff off'!

Chopper

In which case would eff off be tlw.