POTY 2019 Nominations

[Assurancetourix]

2 hours ago, geronimo said:

that means from the top of a very high building .......

Or from a balcony in Pattaya ?

[rumak]

 

  20 hours ago, NCC1701A said:

"Remember, it is super cool to vote for NCC1701A for POTY. Be cool like me and click the like button." 

 

The triad  ( NCC, yinn, and vf) will be hearing from me later.   Posting on your private sight where one can not answer your cheap shots   haha     nice tactics

 

and yinn.    thai people ( remember them?)    they respect older generation.   maybe you hang around with wrong type of thai people ?

 

 

 

Dear Uncle.

i understand you really want to win. So much. But you show photo of old man you want to be yourself. 

Tvf voter not interested. Old movie, old joke, old man etc. 

 

[geronimo]

December has arrived ..... the POTY candidates are getting ready ......take no prisoners in your quest to lift that tiara high into the air!

 

Brown envelopes are sold out in most places as candidates hustle canvass votes, and a huge truck load of "Don't vote for Sipi" badges was seen delivering to popular malls.

 

VF is enjoying his morning coffee and exceptional breakfast up there in La-La land, thankful he has found a tiny slice of paradise.

 

Scottiejohn is relying heavily on the northern vote, particularly the Scandinavian sector and his mascot dog now has 24-hour security.

 

NCC1701A, being a man's man, is currently selecting his attire for today's media briefing ....... and all females are being frisked upon entering the camp.

 

Yinn was seen arriving on Swiss Air flight 264 carrying suitcases of cash, when asked about this, she simply muttered "campaign funds".

 

Geronimo, one of the real dark horses in this year's contest, is too busy reporting to launch any kind of voting campaign and word is he's relying on his razor sharp wit and down to earth commentary.

 

More when it comes in ......

[geronimo]

1 hour ago, rumak said:

 

  20 hours ago, NCC1701A said:

"Remember, it is super cool to vote for NCC1701A for POTY. Be cool like me and click the like button." 

 

The triad  ( NCC, yinn, and vf) will be hearing from me later.   Posting on your private sight where one can not answer your cheap shots   haha     nice tactics

 

and yinn.    thai people ( remember them?)    they respect older generation.   maybe you hang around with wrong type of thai people ?

 

 

 

Dear Uncle.

i understand you really want to win. So much. But you show photo of old man you want to be yourself. 

Tvf voter not interested. Old movie, old joke, old man etc. 

 

some candidates have precious little to offer but a shallow image of success .......

[geronimo]

It is usually around this time that I mention some of the many benefits of being POTY, so here they are,

 

·         The POTY holder never has to pay taxi fares; simply show the platinum card to the driver, who will immediately get down on his knees and kiss your feet.

·         POTY holders can become Thai citizens at a cost of 500 baht.

·         No lady of the night would ever request payment from a POTY holder, just swipe your card and you’re good to go.

·         POTY holders always win online arguments.

·         POTY holders are told the truth about Area 51.

·         POTY winners do not need to renew their visa (ever)!

·         POTY holders get free fuel at Caltex stations (Rimmer is a shareholder).

·         POTY holders are initiated into the TVF Knight’s Templar. (A life changer)

·         POTY holders can own land, as long as it not in Thailand.

·         The POTY card gives you free access to any National Park.

·         POTY holders don’t do 90-day reporting.

·         POTY winners receive a solid bronze medallion, as a keepsake.

 

There are other perks, but I am not permitted to mention them. To discover what they are, you have to win!

 

 

[Andrew Dwyer]

1 hour ago, geronimo said:

It is usually around this time that I mention some of the many benefits of being POTY, so here they are,

 

·         The POTY holder never has to pay taxi fares; simply show the platinum card to the driver, who will immediately get down on his knees and kiss your feet.

·         POTY holders can become Thai citizens at a cost of 500 baht.

·         No lady of the night would ever request payment from a POTY holder, just swipe your card and you’re good to go.

·         POTY holders always win online arguments.

·         POTY holders are told the truth about Area 51.

·         POTY winners do not need to renew their visa (ever)!

·         POTY holders get free fuel at Caltex stations (Rimmer is a shareholder).

·         POTY holders are initiated into the TVF Knight’s Templar. (A life changer)

·         POTY holders can own land, as long as it not in Thailand.

·         The POTY card gives you free access to any National Park.

·         POTY holders don’t do 90-day reporting.

·         POTY winners receive a solid bronze medallion, as a keepsake.

 

There are other perks, but I am not permitted to mention them. To discover what they are, you have to win!

 

 

Surprised you didn’t mention all POTY winners get prior notice to when the Big C 50% off shelves are restocked...... even before the employees themselves.

 

 

[geronimo]

6 minutes ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

Surprised you didn’t mention all POTY winners get prior notice to when the Big C 50% off shelves are restocked...... even before the employees themselves.

 

 

How did you know about that? A previous winner must have told you .... I see an internal investigation coming .......

[Andrew Dwyer]

15 minutes ago, geronimo said:

How did you know about that? A previous winner must have told you .... I see an internal investigation coming .......

 

Obviously I’m not allowed to name names, so I’ll just leave this here !!

 

 

 

Narrows it down a little ????

[geronimo]

1 minute ago, Andrew Dwyer said:

 

Obviously I’m not allowed to name names, so I’ll just leave this here !!

 

 

 

Narrows it down a little ????

That looks like the aftermath of the 2016 baboon invasion ......

[scottiejohn]

2 hours ago, geronimo said:

No lady of the night would ever request payment from a POTY holder, just swipe your card and you’re good to go

Where/how do you swipe your card.

PS: This is obviously not for my information but is for the general public's info of course!   Just another service I provide as a POTY nominee.

[observer90210]

For 50 bucks I'll vote for anybody,...only ca$h please ????

[scottiejohn]

9 minutes ago, observer90210 said:

For 50 bucks I'll vote for anybody,...only ca$h please ????

As a true Scotsman I can only offer 50 Satang but once I'm POTY my supportes will be amply rewarded.  

The details will be published after I win.

[Isaanbiker]

On 11/26/2019 at 11:05 AM, transam said:

Deserve what....?

Mate, look at the username: Thainess. No comment. 

[Isaanbiker]

1 minute ago, scottiejohn said:

As a true Scotsman I can only offer 50 Satang but once I'm POTY my supportes will be amply rewarded.  

The details will be published after I win.

How much would you send on my Paypal account when I give you 20 voters/supporters?

 

Some were advisers for Pinocchio and you can see where he is now!

 

   But wait. That would be corruption and that's illegal. 

[observer90210]

4 minutes ago, scottiejohn said:

As a true Scotsman I can only offer 50 Satang but once I'm POTY my supportes will be amply rewarded.  

The details will be published after I win.

Sorry only €uros please

[scottiejohn]

1 minute ago, Isaanbiker said:

Pinocchio and you can see where he is now!

`I thought he was nose in front of the rest after all those terminological inexactitudes he published!

[Isaanbiker]

7 hours ago, geronimo said:

December has arrived ..... the POTY candidates are getting ready ......take no prisoners in your quest to lift that tiara high into the air!

 

Brown envelopes are sold out in most places as candidates hustle canvass votes, and a huge truck load of "Don't vote for Sipi" badges was seen delivering to popular malls.

 

VF is enjoying his morning coffee and exceptional breakfast up there in La-La land, thankful he has found a tiny slice of paradise.

 

Scottiejohn is relying heavily on the northern vote, particularly the Scandinavian sector and his mascot dog now has 24-hour security.

 

NCC1701A, being a man's man, is currently selecting his attire for today's media briefing ....... and all females are being frisked upon entering the camp.

 

Yinn was seen arriving on Swiss Air flight 264 carrying suitcases of cash, when asked about this, she simply muttered "campaign funds".

 

Geronimo, one of the real dark horses in this year's contest, is too busy reporting to launch any kind of voting campaign and word is he's relying on his razor sharp wit and down to earth commentary.

 

More when it comes in ......

There's a rumor that Isaanbiker's preparing for his "Endsieg" at the local cannabis clinic at the Sisaket hospital.

 

People are openly talking about that he'll give all voters free bottles of an unidentified fluid.  ????‍♂️

[scottiejohn]

4 minutes ago, observer90210 said:

Sorry only €uros please

What about a slack handful of bawbees?

If Scotland gets Independence there will be no telling their worth!

[Isaanbiker]

1 minute ago, scottiejohn said:

What about a slack handful of bawbees?

If Scotland gets Independence there will be no telling their worth!

That will only happen if Nessy will move from Loch Ness to London, Downing street 16. 

[scottiejohn]

3 minutes ago, Isaanbiker said:

That will only happen if Nessy will move from Loch Ness to London, Downing street 16. 

Thank goodness!

[geronimo]

Likes so far ……

 

1^st                    NCC1701A                    69

2^nd                   Yinn                            61       

3^rd                    Geronimo                   41       

4^th                    VillageFarang              35

5^th                    Scottiejohn                 39

6^th                    Sipi                            24

7^th                    Assurancetourix          17

8^th                    Worgordie                   11

Joint 9^th          Bluesofa                        8

Joint 9^th          Poohy                            8        

 

 

 

Poohy  8         

Geronimo 41  

Owl sees all

NCC1701A     69

Bluesofa   8

Billd

Worgordie       11

Justgrazing

Justweird

Nyezhov

Will27

Sanemax

Henrik

mauGR1

VillageFarang  35

Sipi      24       

Canuckamuck 4

Andrew Dwyer   6     

Yinn    61       

Sirineou           1

Robblock

Ortonroad

Bookman

Ivorbigun

Isaanbiker   4

Thaiwrath

Z42

Soalbundy

Kelsall

Baboon

ThreeEyedRaven

Assurancetourix          17

Britmantoo

4Myego

Emptypockets 1

Scottiejohn      39

Richard_smith237

Katana

Ezzra

Steven100

Odysseus123

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[geronimo]

15 minutes ago, Isaanbiker said:

There's a rumor that Isaanbiker's preparing for his "Endsieg" at the local cannabis clinic at the Sisaket hospital.

 

People are openly talking about that he'll give all voters free bottles of an unidentified fluid.  ????‍♂️

You've got my vote!

[sirineou]

4 minutes ago, geronimo said:

Likes so far ……

 

1^st                    NCC1701A                    69

2^nd                   Yinn                            61       

3^rd                    Geronimo                   41       

4^th                    VillageFarang              35

5^th                    Scottiejohn                 39

6^th                    Sipi                            24

7^th                    Assurancetourix          17

8^th                    Worgordie                   11

Joint 9^th          Bluesofa                        8

Joint 9^th          Poohy                            8        

 

 

 

Poohy  8         

Geronimo 41  

Owl sees all

NCC1701A     69

Bluesofa   8

Billd

Worgordie       11

Justgrazing

Justweird

Nyezhov

Will27

Sanemax

Henrik

mauGR1

VillageFarang  35

Sipi      24       

Canuckamuck 4

Andrew Dwyer   6     

Yinn    61       

Sirineou           1

Robblock

Ortonroad

Bookman

Ivorbigun

Isaanbiker   4

Thaiwrath

Z42

Soalbundy

Kelsall

Baboon

ThreeEyedRaven

Assurancetourix          17

Britmantoo

4Myego

Emptypockets 1

Scottiejohn      39

Richard_smith237

Katana

Ezzra

Steven100

Odysseus123

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This will all change when i wear my tutu and do a little dance. But I am keeping my powder dry for now.

[geronimo]

So, as we enter the end of the first week of 'warming up', we have two clear contenders, who seem to be a few lengths ahead of that amiable trio G, VF and Scottie, who are all close together. 

 

Sipi has made steady progress, consistent in his 'don't vote for me' stance, while Assurancetourix is gaining ground, striding away from Bluesofa and Poohy.

 

Other runners have the odd like, and this early indication is not an accurate assessment of actual votes.

[NCC1701A]

"You have a new mission. I want you to fly to Hua Hin and provide security for our operative there. He is ahead in the Polls."

"OK James. I will jump right on it."

Don't let SPECTRE control the outcome of the election. Vote NCC1701A for POTY.

Paid for by The Organization of Thai Women for More Orgasms and the Committee to Elect NCC1701A for POTY.

[colinneil]

4 minutes ago, NCC1701A said:

"You have a new mission. I want you to fly to Hua Hin and provide security for our operative there. He is ahead in the Polls."

"OK James. I will jump right on it."

Don't let SPECTRE control the outcome of the election. Vote NCC1701A for POTY.

Paid for by The Organization of Thai Women for More Orgasms and the Committee to Elect NCC1701A for POTY.

What ever your on, i want some, dont know about POTY, but your certainly potty.

[NCC1701A]

1 minute ago, colinneil said:

dont know about POTY

Do you work for SPECTRE?

[geronimo]

15 minutes ago, NCC1701A said:

"You have a new mission. I want you to fly to Hua Hin and provide security for our operative there. He is ahead in the Polls."

"OK James. I will jump right on it."

Don't let SPECTRE control the outcome of the election. Vote NCC1701A for POTY.

Paid for by The Organization of Thai Women for More Orgasms and the Committee to Elect NCC1701A for POTY.

I recall that scene ...... after a few seconds of that blank, compassionate look, she says

"Isn't that NCC1701A?"

 

007 grimaces,

 

"Yesh, but he loved himshelf too much"  ????????
 

[NCC1701A]

1 hour ago, geronimo said:

Likes so far ……

 

1^st                    NCC1701A                    69

69?

 

 

[geronimo]

1 minute ago, NCC1701A said:

69?

 

 

No doubt one of your favourite numbers ....