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Transport Direct Thailand-US Flights Poised for Takeoff After 2015 Halt
There was a BKK-JFK flight many years ago. It took 18 hours. Maybe the fuel cost was too much, but Singapore Airlines has a flight to New York. -
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Pattaya Was Never Stocked With Hotties, Bruv â Itâs Always Been Fat Birds and Old Plonkers
Right, letâs have it straight, people banginâ on like Pattayaâs fallen off some cliff, like it used to be Victoriaâs Secret down Walking Street and now itâs just leftover Greggs pasties in lipstick. Nah, mate. Pattayaâs always been built different. First time I rocked up there, what, thirty years ago, I clocked it straight away. It werenât full of young stunners prancinâ about, nah it was mostly plumpers and old boilers even then. Half of âem looked like theyâd just clocked off a shift at Debenhams. Old, haggard tarts, slappers, and sluts. The young ones? They were rare, like finding a decent pint of bitter in a Bangkok Irish bar. And if you did spot one in the high-priced go-gos, she was already booked by some Swiss bloke with orthopedic sandals and a gut like a sack of schnitzel. And it made sense, didnât it? The old boys, mostly Germans with ponytails, French geezers with dodgy moustaches, Brits lookinâ like theyâd been left out in the rain, they werenât after the young hot ones. Nah. They wanted the older ones, the ones with less ambition, ones who wouldnât leg it first time they spotted some Yank flashinâ dollars about. Marriage material, they called it. Settle down, buy a shophouse, open a little cafe servinâ chips and Chang, job done. The young ones? Nah, too much admin. Always eyeinâ up the next geezer with a bigger wallet and a better set of dentures. Bangkokâs where the worldies were, always has been. If you wanted the ten-out-of-tens, you got yourself to Bangers. Or maybe one of the islands if you fancied a bit of that salty-air vibe. Pattaya? Nah. Pattaya was the retirement home of the game. Itâs where Bangkokâs ex-stunners went to finish their careers, yeah. So now you get these mugs moaning, âOh the girls in Pattaya ainât what they used to be.â Mate, what, you think it used to be full of? Instagram models? Get out of it. It was always Doris and her mates from the provinces, makinâ ends meet, lookinâ for a geezer with a bad knee and a pension. Always has been, always will be. If you want the top shelf, you donât shop in Poundland, do ya? Pattayaâs always been Porkerland. Great fun, plenty of bargains, but donât complain when the packagingâs a bit battered and fallin' off the scale. Know what I mean, bruv? -
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Cases of Constipation and Hemorrhoids in Thailand?
Exactly, everyone needs a balanced diet, cereals , died prunes , fresh fruit after a meal as it has a lot of sugar, cut out the rice, lots of veg with the lunch ,´eat fibre foods ( brown rice, ) drink 2 Lâwater a day, cut out the fat, sugar and salt. -
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Report Debate Erupts Over Police Chase in Helmet Incident in Bangkok
How they do it in London. -
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Nothing much to do in regular Thailand
Sometimes I look through the online sites about what to do in Bangkok this coming week. It is often nearly all cafes and food. And then there are the regular sections about cafes and food.
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