Fine, now where are the f** gifts?

You see Jet you are a cunning linguist!

BTW Did you know that in the bible there's actually no mention of 3 wise men? I'm sure some of you are aware of it.

November Rain is already developing a complex.

You trying to give Jet one too ?

PS

The three wise men were edited out in 276ad on racial grounds.

BTW Did you know that in the bible there's actually no mention of 3 wise men? I'm sure some of you are aware of it.

No. So, where did the gold, frank and myrhh come from? And what about the shoe? Is it just interpretation? "Oh, let's leave out the wise men and the shoe because they distract from the focus of the story and we only have ten pages of papyrus to complete the whole text and the scribes are running out of ink and the director thinks we should just do closeups of the babe and fam."

BTW Did you know that in the bible there's actually no mention of 3 wise men? I'm sure some of you are aware of it.

No. So, where did the gold, frank and myrhh come from?

They probably ordered it through Amazon which, true to their word, arrived in time for Christmas.

They probably ordered it through Amazon which, true to their word, arrived in time for Christmas.

I thought the Amazon was in South America. Wasn't the Bible story set in the Middle East? So, how did they paddle the gifts from the Amazon to Bethlehem? This is a plot to dismantle Christianity.

BTW Did you know that in the bible there's actually no mention of 3 wise men? I'm sure some of you are aware of it.

No. So, where did the gold, frank and myrhh come from? And what about the shoe? Is it just interpretation? "Oh, let's leave out the wise men and the shoe because they distract from the focus of the story and we only have ten pages of papyrus to complete the whole text and the scribes are running out of ink and the director thinks we should just do closeups of the babe and fam."

Interesting thing here. When I see your post and then "reply" there's a lot more words (no

increase in quality , just quantity). Try it yourself.

Back off topic , <deleted> is this "bible" anyway. It is a collection of selected , censored adulterated

texts that were chosen by the Roman usurpers of the fledling christian religion in order to

reinforce their grip on power. Any hint of protest or disagreement was fatal. Many people I

have spoken to were miffed by GWB's "you're with us or you're against us" thing. However

there is never mention of the Roman usurpers' "You're with us or you're f*cking dead!".

Fine, now where are the f** gifts?

You see Jet you are a cunning linguist!

BTW Did you know that in the bible there's actually no mention of 3 wise men? I'm sure some of you are aware of it.

Aware of what? what's the bible?

I thought the three wise men were Coca cola employees?

What's going on here.. hardly over easter and we're gearing up for xmas already?!

They probably ordered it through Amazon which, true to their word, arrived in time for Christmas.

I thought the Amazon was in South America. Wasn't the Bible story set in the Middle East? So, how did they paddle the gifts from the Amazon to Bethlehem? This is a plot to dismantle Christianity.

You never read that Thor fellow's Kon Tiki story ?

Use your imagination FCS (pun intended).

BTW Did you know that in the bible there's actually no mention of 3 wise men? I'm sure some of you are aware of it.

No. So, where did the gold, frank and myrhh come from? And what about the shoe? Is it just interpretation?

There was gold, frankinsence, and myrrh, there's just no mention of 'Three' wise men!

BTW Did you know that in the bible there's actually no mention of 3 wise men? I'm sure some of you are aware of it.

No. So, where did the gold, frank and myrhh come from?

Back off topic , <deleted> is this "bible" anyway. It is a collection of selected , censored adulterated

texts that were chosen by the Roman usurpers of the fledling christian religion in order to

reinforce their grip on power.

Faransay, don't 'dis' the bible, you speak from a position of gross ignorance! I have been a bible scholar for 30 years. As I said in another thread, I'll come over and kick your arse! Full of Christian love, obviously!

Ya, what's going on here?

The wise men are Coke employees? Like the CEO, CFO, UFO?

And what does CFS mean?

And if there were gifts, where did they come from? A God drop? A runaway Scandinavian convict who paddled them over from Kon Tiki or the Amazon place?

Why are we squabbling?

Who started this? I didn't do it. Where's that cawboy.

Ya, what's going on here?

I don't know what's happening there or here either

The wise men are Coke employees? Like the CEO, CFO, UFO?

coke - but the amazon doesn't go through Bolivia?

And what does CFS mean?

Country Fire Service? There is a fire in the coke plant in Bolivia and they are going to use water from the Amazon to put it out? THis makes no sense at all - I am confused I need a coffee and a lie down. Good thing I am at work and not wasting my time at home doing this.

And if there were gifts, where did they come from? A God drop?

Who got gifts? I never get gifts, although I did get a horse once but they took it back after I looked in his mouth.

A runaway Scandinavian convict who paddled them over from Kon Tiki or the Amazon place?

I know Kon Tiki he's Greek not Scandinavian. He has a kebab shop in Melbourne not Amazon - great kebabs but at 2:30am anything tastes good, as the bishop said to the actress.

Why are we squabbling?

We have squab? Are they in season here? I like squab pie for lunch, but not after one of Kon Tiki's kebabs

Who started this? I didn't do it. Where's that cawboy.

How did my name get into this - I never even saw this topic before, this is my first post here. Why do I always get blamed?

I need someone sensible to explain this to me - oi Kayo want a squab kebab and a coke?

CB

I was going to post something about a really annoying TV cliche is when interesting or funny threads are hijacked by someone who posts nonsensical off topic one liners which then push the thread beyond the point of return.

But, seeing as how this thread has progressed, I won't bother

<be-nice>

What about when people making a post saying they were going to post about something or other but they're not going to bother when in fact they just did.

</be-nice>

I was going to post something about a really annoying TV cliche is when interesting or funny threads are hijacked by someone who posts nonsensical off topic one liners which then push the thread beyond the point of return.

But, seeing as how this thread has progressed, I won't bother

I agree - very annoying

Umm what was this thread about again?

CB

I was going to post something about a really annoying TV cliche is when interesting or funny threads are hijacked by someone who posts nonsensical off topic one liners which then push the thread beyond the point of return.

But, seeing as how this thread has progressed, I won't bother

I agree - very annoying

Umm what was this thread about again?

CB

The correct spelling of Don Muang I believe.

<be-nice>

What about when people making a post saying they were going to post about something or other but they're not going to bother when in fact they just did.

</be-nice>

Insight, that was nice

Crow boy, no thanks on the squab and coke...I can't explain it to you anyway, I don't know what squab is, and I gave up the coke when I left central america last year!!

but we can still be friends

<be-nice>

What about when people making a post saying they were going to post about something or other but they're not going to bother when in fact they just did.

</be-nice>

Allai nah!? I thought I had a good grip on the english language, but now... I'm just confused..

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Ok.. following five re/reads, I think, therefore it must be about SbK's post?

I was going to post something about a really annoying TV cliche is when interesting or funny threads are hijacked by someone who posts nonsensical off topic one liners which then push the thread beyond the point of return.

But, seeing as how this thread has progressed, I won't bother

I agree - very annoying

Umm what was this thread about again?

CB

The correct spelling of Don Muang I believe.

Oi Cat features, you got birds on the brain? talk about suvarn..suwabum.. suvarnabhum...oh.. forget it!

Trolls happen, but they can be entertaining. Unlike the people who post a one word response of "TROLL!!!"

Should the forum go down for a half hour, someone will post that the forum went down for a half hour as if it was the only way people would know about it otherwise.

Should someone have their posting rights removed by a mod for 8hrs so they can sober up, they will run to another forum screaming "I've Been Banned!!!" like a little girl who just had her doll house stolen.

Regardless of how obvious the point is, someone will have a dissenting opinion. For example:

You: I think it's wrong to set people on fire and poke them with needles while they burn.

Tw@t: Well, it's their culture and if you'd only take the time to study them as I have.....

I was going to post something about a really annoying TV cliche is when interesting or funny threads are hijacked by someone who posts nonsensical off topic one liners which then push the thread beyond the point of return.

But, seeing as how this thread has progressed, I won't bother

Yes, becoming quite common these days, guess you have to just wade through the rubbish until you see apoint when coherence is returned...

Trolls happen, but they can be entertaining. Unlike the people who post a one word response of "TROLL!!!"

BTW Did you know that in the bible there's actually no mention of 3 wise men? I'm sure some of you are aware of it.

No. So, where did the gold, frank and myrhh come from? And what about the shoe? Is it just interpretation?

There was gold, frankinsence, and myrrh, there's just no mention of 'Three' wise men!

BTW Did you know that in the bible there's actually no mention of 3 wise men? I'm sure some of you are aware of it.

No. So, where did the gold, frank and myrhh come from?

Back off topic , &lt;deleted&gt; is this "bible" anyway. It is a collection of selected , censored adulterated

texts that were chosen by the Roman usurpers of the fledling christian religion in order to

reinforce their grip on power.

Faransay, don't 'dis' the bible, you speak from a position of gross ignorance! I have been a bible scholar for 30 years. As I said in another thread, I'll come over and kick your arse! Full of Christian love, obviously!

"kick your arse". The natural response of an educated man to a point of view radically

different from his own.

Actually the wording raises a question. I recollect phrases such as "the full boot up the

hole" and , in vexacious circumstances , "put you standing on your own f*cking head"

but your phrase is just too Anglo Saxon in flavour. Are you sure you're Irish (not a

scouse wannabe) ?

Troll!

Troll!

Who , me ?

How did you spot it ?

saw your pic on another thread somewhere...

saw your pic on another thread somewhere...

F'Say is no Troll, don't you know anything!!

He is Gollum formerly Smeagol of the river bank dwelling Proudfoot's of Hobbit lineage.

Doh!!

Good Luck

Moss

This thread has degenerated out of all proportion and now it is getting decidedly Nauseous and Violent.

saw your pic on another thread somewhere...

F'Say is no Troll, don't you know anything!!

He is Gollum formerly Smeagol of the river bank dwelling Proudfoot's of Hobbit lineage.

Doh!!

Good Luck

Moss

This thread has degenerated out of all proportion and now it is getting decidedly Nauseous and Violent.

So much for &lt;deleted&gt; anonymity in the information age !

So much for &lt;deleted&gt; anonymity in the information age !

That was always a myth.

Nothing has ever made us more trackable.

Hey, faransay, Boot up the hole depends on where you're from in Ireland. There is a massive overlap in both Scouse and Dublin slang!

ps I also respect your opinion - WRONG though it may be!!!

Two pages of meandering mayhem and still no-one has answered my questions.

And I thought trolls live under bridges, or do they have troll booths on bridges? Probably have crow patrols to catch troll evaders.

Stay safe over Sonkran everyone.

Are you saying that Farangsay lives under a bridge?

He sleeps on a rug of Tiger Fur, showers from my trunk, and dusts his cardboard box with CB's tailfeathers. He has a collection of stones and other rubble to give the deity Gorgon, should she ever appear, however, there is a myth that the stones are actually bits of concrete that has crumbled from a nearby bypass.