Jump to content

I fell down the stairs last night, wife wasn't happy.


Recommended Posts

Posted
5 hours ago, Elkski said:

Maybe think about your drinking before it kills ya

too late...he's working on death...

Posted

North Korea has the smallest number of alcohol related deaths in Asia, so perhaps the Op can  be more safe doing his drinking there.

  • Haha 1
Posted
1 hour ago, Traubert said:

Why didn't you puke down the pan and <deleted> in the basin?

Ive grown up since my 40s and have more class now.

  • Haha 1
Posted
47 minutes ago, mauGR1 said:

Liverpool FC should stop winning so many games, their fans are drinking too much.

Its horrible when a team with a long history of losing wins a lucky few, makes their fans insufferable.

  • Haha 1
Posted
3 hours ago, Liverpoolfan said:

do you know anything about football? judging by your replies it would suggest you dont.

Dont need to know the game to be able to read a score sheet.  ????

Posted
5 minutes ago, Nyezhov said:

Dont need to know the game to be able to read a score sheet.  ????

Liverpool have just gone an entire 12 months without losing a PL game. That's an awesome stat whatever way you look at it.

  • Like 2
Posted
6 minutes ago, geronimo said:

Liverpool have just gone an entire 12 months without losing a PL game. That's an awesome stat whatever way you look at it.

Even the blind pig finds an acorn. And they still couldnt beat Man U

Posted
17 minutes ago, Nyezhov said:

Even the blind pig finds an acorn. And they still couldnt beat Man U

come on mate. just say it, we have been brilliant this past 12 months. I know even hardened united & city fans that have admitted it.

 

It's not hard to do, just listen to your heart ????

  • Like 1
Posted
1 minute ago, Liverpoolfan said:

It's not hard to do, just listen to your heart 

Naw dude...a requirement of Soccer is learning to totally hate and despise the other team and its fans. Hate. Screaming rage hate. Like look theres a Liverpool fan, lets lynch him. Hey look that dude is wearing an Arsenal shirt, lets beat him with chains.  Its hard for us Yanks to learn this, being that we are a bit more peaceful and in good humour unless you are an Oakland Raiders fan, which I never was. So I have to learn all of this nasty stuff so I fit in, I hate being an outcast.

 

So anyway, what is a Scouser and why do their Moms steal hubcaps? On Giro day!

Posted
1 minute ago, Nyezhov said:

Naw dude...a requirement of Soccer is learning to totally hate and despise the other team and its fans. Hate. Screaming rage hate. Like look theres a Liverpool fan, lets lynch him. Hey look that dude is wearing an Arsenal shirt, lets beat him with chains.  Its hard for us Yanks to learn this, being that we are a bit more peaceful and in good humour unless you are an Oakland Raiders fan, which I never was. So I have to learn all of this nasty stuff so I fit in, I hate being an outcast.

 

So anyway, what is a Scouser and why do their Moms steal hubcaps? On Giro day!

I stopped reading when I saw the word 'soccer.' ????

Posted

Probably best that you stay away from hotels with low balcony railings. Or limit yourself to the second floor.

 

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    • No registered users viewing this page.




  • Topics

  • Popular Contributors

  • Latest posts...

    1. 59

      Breaking :Act Blue to be investigated for alleged foreign funding .

    2. 4

      How do I use GROK 3 for FREE? Anybody know?

    3. 230

      ALL VACCINES WILL KILL YOU - The evidence is overwhelming

    4. 230

      ALL VACCINES WILL KILL YOU - The evidence is overwhelming

    5. 21

      Trump’s immigration ratings turn negative, Post-ABC-Ipsos poll finds

  • Popular in The Pub

×
×
  • Create New...