Barely functional. Barely. Total gob stuffing. The Proprietor said that this beast is shared by as many as 4 Thai girls, I attempted it on my own.

 

I failed. I quit at half the toast. However, when combined with a plate of Fried Moo, and a Moo Manao Salad, and a glass of  pInk milk, and a bowl, I am just sitting here in front of the keyboard tapping each key once with one finger because Im sort of slumped, dazed and burping up the Singha Soda Water that I am using as a digestif......

 

I may never eat again.

 

 

????  Eyes bigger than your belly huh, never let your ambitions over rule your capabilities grasshopper !...555555 ????????

Makes a full English breakfast look like a health snack.

Amateur. My Mrs would have ordered a portion of sticky rice with that.

It depends on how it tastes. If it tastets good then it looks like a nice breakfast.

 

5 hours ago, chickenslegs said:

Amateur. My Mrs would have ordered a portion of sticky rice with that.

Another candidate for post of the year..

 

Thats why I like it here... so many dudes are just so quick on the draw and deadly, ziiiiiiiing!

If that's what Thai girls are eating it's no wonder the slim beauties of yesteryear have become contenders for Thailand's Miss Jumbo competition nowadays.

Just now, thaibeachlovers said:

If that's what Thai girls are eating it's no wonder the slim beauties of yesteryear have become contenders for Thailand's Miss Jumbo competition nowadays.

Dude I have been seeing some thickies around thats for sure. Its also the fashion too, but thats another story.

 

But, since I am packing 40 pounds of greasy, jiggling fat around my middle as I waddle around making coffee stark naked (except for a yellow spattered formerly tidy whitey) like a spastic walrus with hair growing out every hole in me, beard still drenched with last nights drool, I tend not to comment on other peoples looks. 

 

Vive Le Toast!