It was a close run thing though eh mate? You've had more holidays than me!

You've earned your spurs in the General Forum, coming up with some excellent threads and asking the questions others we're just too afraid to ask.

Well after ducking and diving your way here, you need a place to chill out and have a laugh with your friends without dodging bullets from newbies and old farts.

I'm sure you can come up with a topic or two for us Bedlamites to get stuck into, we don't do politics, mostly bollitics, we've tried sensible discussions, but never get sensible answers.

So take your medication, get your PJ's and slippers on, pick up your crayons and start doodling on the walls.

Does he know he's been admitted?

He's been certified and they're just wheeling him up the drive as we speak.

Well, at least he got rid of that annoying gruntpig avatar. Since he got holidayed awhile back and returned with his Patpong neon heart av, Jazzy has, unfortunately, normalised into the main population, what with his long-running hit thread on "Is Thailand Down" or W-everTF it is. Sucks in the pretentious pontificating gits from the realm of the forum, so this is to be applauded.

Welcome Jazzy, and what are you going to do for us today you little sh* disturber?

Welcome to Bed/Loon's

Welcome to the loony bin. Meds in 5 minutes. Basket weaving's cancelled for Songkran. MiG has some choc chip cookies hidden somewhere...Enjoy your stay!

How do you know you are allowed in here. I truly can't remember being sent a message byPM or any other way. Strange how I ended up here........................

Mind bending drugs and Chang help and light the way.

Hello everyone,

Thanks to Robski for showing me the light. I feel reborn.

Do we have the same moderators in here, or are there special ones that understand the needs of bedlamites that enjoy wearing straightjackets literally, but not metaphorically (probably should have spellchecked that one)?

I was starting to get a bit bored with the aggressive newbies, Robski got hold of me just in time.

Anyone got any diazi's to go with my Heineken, this evening?

Anyone got any diazi's to go with my Heineken, this evening?

Dunno ..... is that some sort of new-age substance? ........ ah...... google'd it ...... you are in the right place, please pull up a stool.

Anyone got any diazi's to go with my Heineken, this evening?

Dunno ..... is that some sort of new-age substance? ........ ah...... google'd it ...... you are in the right place, please pull up a stool.

I'm well past the drugs bit... but a nice glass of red wine and some prescription drugs is very nice. I feel a bit bad when I swap the missus's psychotic mother's diazi stash with the little yellow vitamin pills (cofenilomin or something similar), but needs must.

What time does the nurse come round to tuck us in?

I feel a bit bad when I swap the missus's psychotic mother's diazi stash with the little yellow vitamin pills (cofenilomin or something similar), but needs must.

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How bad?

I feel a bit bad when I swap the missus's psychotic mother's diazi stash with the little yellow vitamin pills (cofenilomin or something similar), but needs must.

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How bad?

The funny thing is that it seems to be a placebo for her - she doesn't miss it. Indeed she feels and acts better. Me too.

Well, at least he got rid of that annoying gruntpig avatar.

He may have got rid of it but it is still alive, snorting and biting.

Recent reports from your toilet thread have just come in that reveal it has resurfaced.

Anyhow, my worst squat experience was in a village in Nias island. Went to the loo in that wooden building, squatted down, and suddenly a huge pig nose appeared 10 cm under my dangling parts waiting to be fed...

Welcome to the real world Jasreeve!

Please ignore those references to the "public area" etc...remember that movie Truman Show? Yes...exactly...you just stepped through that door. You are released.

Ignore those chocolate threads...they are not good for you!

Welcome to the garden od eden, Jasreeve. This is where we all hold hands and skip through the meadows and never a crossed word is had

Then, when the prescription drugs have worn off, we post in the open forum

Thank you MrBoJangles and Raro.

I look forward to making many new friends, and enjoying this area.

seems someone has issues with chocolates either that or with me

yep...I take any slurs at the chocolate thread as personal

ohh Im suppose to welcome someone or sumfin I think.....

welcome him in a few days when he comes back from his er... holiday.

These newbies... don't know how to behave in Beddies..

jasreeve got banned?

I thought Kayo woulda got banned

Oi! Cheeky! Just cos I haven't been in Chat flirting with you lately...

Doesn't mean I don't still you....

PS: Cambridge to Holloway, North London : 79.41 Km

BKK to Holloway North London: 9526.96 KM

Two-timing pachy.

Oi! Cheeky! Just cos I haven't been in Chat flirting with you lately...

Doesn't mean I don't still you....

PS: Cambridge to Holloway, North London : 79.41 Km

BKK to Holloway North London: 9526.96 KM

mai khao jai

whos in cambridge....or holloway for that matter

I havent been in chat either its as if we both know neither of us are there so perhaps no need to go there just yet

just kidding....Ive been busy with other stuffs

but i figured u might have got banned for your random talks the last few days

even sent u a PM to check if u ok...but no reply so figured...he musta got banned was that your clone by the way?

yours truly Chang itchypoo is in Cambridge.

As for Holloway, London... I might recommend to the board that you remove your avatar, and your posts in the Football forum, is you don't know who is in Holloway...

I haven't had a chance to reply to Pm's yet... the board is so slow lately, and there's so many threads to spout <deleted> in!

Reason for edit; not enough chocolate cheesecake.

Live in Sweden must be tough!

yours truly Chang itchypoo is in Cambridge.

As for Holloway, London... I might recommend to the board that you remove your avatar, and your posts in the Football forum, is you don't know who is in Holloway...

I haven't had a chance to reply to Pm's yet... the board is so slow lately, and there's so many threads to spout <deleted> in!

If you continue to hijack my (OK, Robski's...) thread, then I may have to ask for it to be closed.

Holloway is a shitehole. Cambridge is nice though.

JAZZMATAZZ!!! WElcome back me ol' mucka

Wonder how long we will be stuck looking at the "I'm sorry for all of my transgressions" Betty Boop avatar.

Wonder how long we will be stuck looking at the "I'm sorry for all of my transgressions" Betty Boop avatar.

Where has my avatar gone? I didn't change it.