I've moved into a condo that has a nice and wide flat granite surface atop the balustrade on the veranda.

But the birds love it and within a few days it's quite unsightly and sometimes smelly due to their "leavings".  

So I need those hard plastic spike strips to keep them away.  

Any idea where I could find such a thing?

Why don't you try pinning a decoy above the area suspended on some fishing line. I've seen them about, but I can't think where. 

Like a plastic flying Eagle. 

If it works, then you can still lean on your balustrade yourself. 

We have rubber snakes strategically placed around our house gutters and roof. Birds like to nest in the gutters and it creates a huge problem with the rain.

 

or you could jut clean it regularly...

1 hour ago, northsouthdevide said:

Why don't you try pinning a decoy above the area suspended on some fishing line. I've seen them about, but I can't think where. 

Like a plastic flying Eagle. 

If it works, then you can still lean on your balustrade yourself. 

A couple of great ideas so far, and only one dumb, useless comment.  Way to go!

Fly Now on Sukhumvit have (or had them) in the 60 baht shop

Thank you, Rimmer.  I'll go have a look soon.   I also need these strips for around the air conditioner's compressor outside.  It's their favorite toilet.  

Catapult!

Friend has a couple of blank cd discs , the reflective type hung up............its supposed to distract birds from landing

 

No idea if it works...............

Sorry if this is as helpful as tits on a bore hog, but I couldn't find them in Thailand and bought some back from Bunnings Warehouse in Australia. 

They're available at Thai Watsadu. 

3 hours ago, jomtienguy said:

They're available at Thai Watsadu. 

Now you tell me.:)

And now I know why the previous tenant left me this in a drawer.

Of course it would be insane to actually use it with people in the 

street nine floors below.  lol