Girls Night Out

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out, but had been decidedly

over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers. Incredibly drunk & walking home

they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had

nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties & use

them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties &

did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon

from a wreath that was on one of the graves, & she proceeded to wipe with

that. After the girls did their business they went home.

The next day one of the women's husbands phoned the other husband & said

"these girl's nightouts have to stop. My wife came home with no panties."

That's nothing," said the other husband, "mine came back with a card stuck

between thecrack of her butt that said ! 'from all of us at the Fire

Station - we will never forget you!'