Popular Post ravip Posted June 21, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted June 21, 2020 After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were three finalists: two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her." The man said "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you are not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes, so take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard one after another. Then they heard screaming, crashing, and banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping sweat from her brow. "The gun was loaded with blanks," she said. "I had to kill him with the chair." 2 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
baansgr Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 That's funny..chuckles all round 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Puchaiyank Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 Thanks for the humor...Told my blond daughter the story...she asks: "Is that true?" Happy Father's Day to all! ???? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Crossy Posted June 21, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted June 21, 2020 1 minute ago, Puchaiyank said: Thanks for the humor...Told my blond daughter the story...she asks: "Is that true?" Happy Father's Day to all! ???? I was married to a blue-eyed, blonde-haired, ample-chested, Essex-girl. All the blonde jokes are 100% correct, every one of them. I loved her to bits, had 5 kids together, then she ran off with the builder who built our home extension. After I'd paid him!! The above really is 100% true ???? 3 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BritManToo Posted June 21, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted June 21, 2020 17 minutes ago, Crossy said: I was married to a blue-eyed, blonde-haired, ample-chested, Essex-girl. All the blonde jokes are 100% correct, every one of them. I loved her to bits, had 5 kids together, then she ran off with the builder who built our home extension. After I'd paid him!! The above really is 100% true ???? You were lucky, mine started banging the gardener and chucked me out of the house. 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post DaRoadrunner Posted June 21, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted June 21, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Crossy said: then she ran off with the builder who built our home extension. Obviously he had a bigger extension than you 1 hour ago, BritManToo said: You were lucky, mine started banging the gardener and chucked me out of the house. Then there was the one with a larger garden hose.... or were you just not good at gardening? I also used to have a dumb blond. She ran off with a soldier, the way I see it he did me a favour. Edited June 21, 2020 by DaRoadrunner 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
impulse Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 25 minutes ago, DaRoadrunner said: 1 hour ago, BritManToo said: You were lucky, mine started banging the gardener and chucked me out of the house. Then there was the one with a larger garden hose.... or were you just not good at gardening? It's not how deep you plow. It's how long you stay in the field. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumbastheycome Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 39 minutes ago, impulse said: It's not how deep you plow. It's how long you stay in the field. How many times can you go in ever decreasing circles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThailandRyan Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 1 hour ago, DaRoadrunner said: Obviously he had a bigger extension than you Then there was the one with a larger garden hose.... or were you just not good at gardening? I also used to have a dumb blond. She ran off with a soldier, the way I see it he did me a favour. He just soldiered on and banged her with the big gun then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tifino Posted June 21, 2020 Share Posted June 21, 2020 59 minutes ago, impulse said: 1 hour ago, DaRoadrunner said: 2 hours ago, BritManToo said: You were lucky, mine started banging the gardener and chucked me out of the house. Then there was the one with a larger garden hose.... or were you just not good at gardening? It's not how deep you plow. It's how long you stay in the field. unless you are outgunned by a dude, with a stump jump plow - you are then but a temporary obstacle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
overherebc Posted June 23, 2020 Share Posted June 23, 2020 (edited) When you know she's having a bit on the side and you want to get out of it sort out your own cash side and then go for the 'Bucking Bronco' position. Start doing the deed and halfway through just say 'your sister is better in bed' and see how long you stay on. ???????? Edited June 23, 2020 by overherebc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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